If you doubted the scale of the problem at Picnic Post, according to this their leader for the Ronde is Tim Naberman, whose record in the race reads started 3, DNF 3. His only CQ points over 4 seasons are "also finished" points in WT events, with 65th in Bruges last week as his highest WT one day finish. According to PCS, his highest achievement is 2nd in the KoM classification in the 2019 Boucles de Mayenne, behind Fabian Schmidt (no, me neither).
Yep, I had him as a unique pick in the Emerging Riders game. He's likely to still be eligible for the 2027-29 edition if anyone wants to start their shortlist.