Schlecks Depreciation Thread

[Ripper]

Now that Andy has a TdF "title", will his belly still be "full of anger"?

What a frickin ***

 

[LaFlorecita]

the inaugural ceremony of the 2010 tdf winner will take place in luxembourg very soon. almost entire world cycling community dreamed this day to come asap. and here it is!

Real cyclingfans will lament this "ceremony". They know who the real winner is.





He listens to the name "Alberto Contador Velasco".



Not "Andy Raymond Schleck".


Andrew will be remembered as the one who won his only stage race in the court room.


LOL.

 

[airstream]

lets believe our own sentiments rather than wada and cas cos its the most impartialapproach

 

[LaFlorecita]

lets believe our own sentiments rather than wada and cas cos its the most because impartial approach

Yes.

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[LaFlorecita]

So is this farce official or is it still the same news as came out a few weeks ago?

 

[airstream]

If Andy accepts this farce my respect for him will reach an all-time low. Like, it will go from -10000000000 to -100000000000000. Also, Prudhomme can **** himself and walk to hell. ****ing *******. I bet he's so excited Andy has now won the Tour and not that filthy Spaniard what a failure Prudhomme is. Someone needs to slap sense in him or he'll keep on kissing Andy's ****.

ah, how nicely and touching. so whats the point to post here if you absolutely don't care about oncoming celebrations in luxembourg?

Real cyclingfans will lament this "ceremony".

the forum is full of fake cycling fans.

 

[Christian]

There are already rumours that it will be a national holiday, everyone will get the day off and they will fire 39 cannon shots. Can't wait

 

[LaFlorecita]

ah, how nicely and touching. so whats the point to post here if you absolutely don't care about oncoming celebrations in luxembourg?

Because this is the Andy Schleck depreciation thread and well, that's exactly what I do.

 

[LaFlorecita]

everyone will get the day off and they will fire 39 cannon shots. Can't wait

To remind everyone of the fact that there are 39 seconds between Andy and the winner.

 

[LaFlorecita]

the forum is full of fake cycling fans.

Like you??

 

[El Pistolero]

There are already rumours that it will be a national holiday, everyone will get the day off and they will fire 39 cannon shots. Can't wait

No offence, but why are you still a fan of Frank Schleck? You don't really believe he paid money to Fuentes for training advice do you?

How hypocrite can you get?

Luckily for the Schlecks they're from Luxemburg. A country that has never heard of the word doping.

Have fun gloating all you want, but remember, in August the empire strikes back.

 

[airstream]

Like you??

yes by your standards. in other words, you as a real cyclingfan depreciate the guy for the fact he won the tour, right?

 

[Christian]

Have fun gloating all you want, but remember, in August the empire strikes back.

Hard to strike back when there are no rebels Also I am not at all a Star Wars expert but doesn't your metaphor make Conti the bad guy?

 

[hrotha]

Have fun gloating all you want, but remember, in August the empire strikes back.

The empire is not likely to meet Andy after July though.

 

[Angliru]

ah, how nicely and touching. so whats the point to post here if you absolutely don't care about oncoming celebrations in luxembourg?

the forum is full of fake cycling fans.

...because this is the Andy DEPRECIATION thread, not the "Andy Is Cycling's Greatest Treasure" thread. You've confused the two and somehow lost your way like a little sheep. I hope you find your way home safely.

 

[Angliru]

ah, how nicely and touching. so whats the point to post here if you absolutely don't care about oncoming celebrations in luxembourg?

the forum is full of fake cycling fans.

...and you're about as authentic as a pair of silicon boobs.
Why you're surprised that some of us can't share in the joy you're attempting to force on us in the Andy Depreciation Thread is really not surprising to me.

 

[Angliru]

yes by your standards. in other words, you as a real cyclingfan depreciate the guy for the fact he won the tour, right?

Strange thing is, your hero publicly states that he doesn't see it as a victory and thus doesn't recognize himself as winning the Tour. That being the case, what is your problem with not accepting his decision and opinion on the matter?

 

[The Hitch]

Have fun gloating all you want, but remember, in August the empire strikes back.

Great line

 

[The Hitch]

Hard to strike back when there are no rebels Also I am not at all a Star Wars expert but doesn't your metaphor make Conti the bad guy?

He is a bad guy. And so what.

Schlecks are all a bunch of ****in' *******s.

You know why?

Andy doesn't have the guts to be what he wants to be?
He needs people like Contador.
he needs people like Contador so he can point his ****in' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy."

So... what that make Andy ?
Good?
Andy is not good. He just knows how to hide, how to lie.
Contador he doesn't have that problem.
He always tells the truth.

Even when he lies.

So say good night to the bad guy! Come on. Everyone make way for the bad guy.
There's a bad guy comin' through!

Better get outta his way!

 

[airstream]

...and you're about as authentic as a pair of silicon boobs.
Why you're surprised that some of us can't share in the joy you're attempting to force on us in the Andy Depreciation Thread is really not surprising to me.

bravo, great comparison, you have got a fan. hatred, jealosy and inability to accept things as they are really blind. so in this regard i'm not surprised at all

 

[El Pistolero]

The empire is not likely to meet Andy after July though.

Is the annual Pub Tour across Spain cancelled this year?

 

[Caruut]

bravo, great comparison, you have got a fan. hatred, jealosy and inability to accept things as they are really blind. so in this regard i'm not surprised at all

Fear leads to hatred, hatred leads to suffering, and that is the path to the Dark Side.

 

[El Pistolero]

Hard to strike back when there are no rebels Also I am not at all a Star Wars expert but doesn't your metaphor make Conti the bad guy?

My metaphor makes Frank Schleck Luke Skywalker. Who had a crush on his sister.

 

[hrotha]

Is the annual Pub Tour across Spain cancelled this year?

No but it'll be partey time (not racing time) for Candy.

 

[Havetts]

Man, I'm enjoying this thread so much, it is for sure the best comedy on any forum for a long long time .