Scientology Ads wtf???

[usedtobefast]

there are fossils of DC-8's in the Smithsonian...

 

[rickshaw]

Yikes!

Dammit (or Goddamit?!) I want the Scientology ad it sounds great, I have an ad for this:

"17,245 healthy babies delivered to date"- does anyone know if they Fedex them or use USPS and do they take returns?

I thought the reason for the Asian mail-order brides was so you DIDN'T need to repro in a test tube! Maybe all that cycling has had an effect on his, you know "S" count.

 

[pedaling squares]

Dammit (or Goddamit?!) I want the Scientology ad it sounds great, I have an ad for this:

The lower right banner on my screen usually has a young woman sitting in the back of a limo, spilling out of the top of her white dress, which is hiked up so far as to reveal her undergarment. It is quite disgusting, albeit highly successful as a diversionary device. Lately, that ad has disappeared from my screen. I hereby launch a formal complaint. Is that punishment for relinquishing my volunteer duties? I never signed a contract and you've gone too far CN, damn you!

 

[sublimit]

Dammit (or Goddamit?!) I want the Scientology ad it sounds great, I have an ad for this:

"17,245 healthy babies delivered to date"- does anyone know if they Fedex them or use USPS and do they take returns?

Yes, and they dont mention the unhealthy babies born and the ones that failed. Anyway that Oriental mail order bride might be carrying somebody elses baby for all we know..

 

[Barrus]

I just got the scientology add for the first time, it is really jarring compared to all the cycling related adds that are there most of the time

 

[Daniel Benson]

Working on getting this removed.

 

[auscyclefan94]

I keep on getting this "Finish Dishwashing Ad" and it is one of the most disgusting ads I have seen. Any possiblity it could be removed?

 

[Deagol]

I found this chart, I think on this forum, and found it very usefull placing Scientology in the pantheon of world religions.

Great chart, but it left my religionoff