State of the forum 2025

[topcat]

Not in my tea, but I did have a bread roll which might have had poppy seeds on it.

That's a positive test for opium. I thought you were a bit subdued lately.
I'm a bit late to the party. It really kicked off today. The level of denial and delusion was beautiful. Normally, I don't have a huge interest in the vuelta but the RR fans have kept me entertained. I'd be more worried if they were posting pan y agua but they're obviously on heavy psycho tropics.
Tomorrow: Movistar drill it, Remco follows easily, Roglic struggles?

 

[Samu Cuenca]

That's a positive test for opium. I thought you were a bit subdued lately.

It doesn't happen often, but once in a while I actually have a life outside of this forum.

By that I mean I also post on Wielerflits and that French site, which was mentioned in today's Vuelta thread.

 

[Tricycle Rider]

That's a positive test for opium. I thought you were a bit subdued lately.
I'm a bit late to the party. It really kicked off today. The level of denial and delusion was beautiful. Normally, I don't have a huge interest in the vuelta but the RR fans have kept me entertained. I'd be more worried if they were posting pan y agua but they're obviously on heavy psycho tropics.
Tomorrow: Movistar drill it, Remco follows easily, Roglic struggles?

The struggle goes on betwixt the doped-up posters, probably moreso than the entire pro (doped) peloton!

 

[Sciatic]

This thread is a much nicer place to hang out than the others today. The vitriol is so bad I wonder if a number of posters have resumed anabolic steroids at high doses?

 

[RedheadDane]

By that I mean I also post on Wielerflits and that French site, which was mentioned in today's Vuelta thread.

So, you speak Dutch and French?
Want me to believe you didn't use drugs for that? Especially the Dutch.

 

[yaco]

I suspect The Clinic may be closed if some continue with off-topic posts which dont belong in this part of the forum.

 

[RedheadDane]

I suspect The Clinic may be closed if some continue with off-topic posts which dont belong in this part of the forum.

Were are you seeing those off-topic posts? Discussions about the doping habits of (other) forumers is clearly clinicy stuff.

 

[Samu Cuenca]

So, you speak Dutch and French?
Want me to believe you didn't use drugs for that? Especially the Dutch.

No, I hardly speak any languages, but I know how to use a keyboard.

 

[RedheadDane]

No, I hardly speak any languages, but I know how to use a keyboard.

Aah, so you're using unsavory methods - Google translate - to communicate?

 

[Samu Cuenca]

Aah, so you're using unsavory methods - Google translate - to communicate?

No, I'm mostly writing gobbledygook, but nothing's stopping me after I've had a pot belge a coffee and a small Danish.

 

[topcat]

I suspect The Clinic may be closed if some continue with off-topic posts which dont belong in this part of the forum.

Please refrain from clogging up this important thread with off topic posts. If you're clean or willing to repent from former ped use, we want to hear from you.

 

[Samu Cuenca]

If winning the Vuelta is like kissing your sister, what is failing to win it an equivalent to?

Is it actually a blessing in disguise, or is it more like an erotic hug from your drunk uncles?

 

[Samu Cuenca]

If winning the Vuelta is like kissing your sister, what is failing to win it an equivalent to?

Is it actually a blessing in disguise, or is it more like an erotic hug from your drunk uncles?

Or to keep it on topic, perhaps it's similar to using all the best working drugs around, but then only testing positive due to an ingredient in your lip balm, nutrition supplement, shampoo or grandfather's blue pills.

 

[noob]

Shove around some benzo to sooth the vuelta posters.

 

[Ilmaestro99]

There is so much Roglicposting in this forum recently that it leads me to believe that certain top Roglic fans are buying off other forum users to post in support of them, just as UAE seemed to buy Bettiol in le Tour.

Of course , I have no evidence for this , but it's as obvious as Remcos fake mechanical.

 

[noob]

There is so much Roglicposting in this forum recently that it leads me to believe that certain top Roglic fans are buying off other forum users to post in support of them, just as UAE seemed to buy Bettiol in le Tour.

Of course , I have no evidence for this , but it's as obvious as Remcos fake mechanical.

I've come to realize it's much easier to be an over the top Rogla fan than an over the top Almeida fan. Not even an over the top Jonas fan gets to have as fun as a Rogla fan and no one else could have an amorous fan club. Hyping for hyping's sake is a good drug

 

[yaco]

Were are you seeing those off-topic posts? Discussions about the doping habits of (other) forumers is clearly clinicy stuff.

Since when are forum members professional cyclists or sports people who participate under the auspices of the WADA Code. There are other places in this forum where you can have your silly discussions.

 

[hrotha]

^Textbook roid rage

 

[Ilmaestro99]

I've come to realize it's much easier to be an over the top Rogla fan than an over the top Almeida fan. Not even an over the top Jonas fan gets to have as fun as a Rogla fan and no one else could have an amorous fan club. Hyping for hyping's sake is a good drug

At least you are no an OTT Masnada fan

 

[noob]

At least you are no an OTT Masnada fan

True, but I do appreciate your love for him still!

 

[RedheadDane]

Since when are forum members professional cyclists or sports people who participate under the auspices of the WADA Code. There are other places in this forum where you can have your silly discussions.

But this thread is hardly gonna cause the Clinic to be shut down.
I mean, we have a thread in the Road Race section where we - among other things - have discussed whether I have hair...

 

[noob]

But this thread is hardly gonna cause the Clinic to be shut down.
I mean, we have a thread in the Road Race section where we - among other things - have discussed whether I have hair...

You gotta have hair, you're like the forum puppy

 

[Samu Cuenca]

You gotta have hair, you're like the forum puppy

I think she's a hairless Small Dane/Petit Danois.

 

[RedheadDane]

Now I'm a puppy?

 

[noob]

Now I'm a puppy?

Yes.

Well tbh you do remind me a lot about one of my exes who was also a redhead autistic with a similar dry humour. Avatar is ridiculously similar, it's quite funny actually. The ex was more similar to a sloth than a puppy in movement though and not a cycling fan either from what I know.