Yo yo, most of you hater wont be able to handle 'dis;
I'm gonna call all ya'll out like an angry Floyid Landis;
Spittin' the truth like Lemond with a megaphone;
About a sorid tale of EPO and testosterone;
Droppin beats like I drop riders on Hor's Categorie;
Lookin for some inspiration for this allegory;
A shot of Jack, a line of coke, 3 hits of the bong;
Now I'm doin more dope than f**king Armstrong;
Every year The Hog has got the best Tour list;
Time to cut that bullsh*t like an overgrown cyst;
The guy keeping the sh*t under wraps is Pat McQuaid;
But Landis said it's time to put an end to this charade;
Floyid ain't the first to open a seal in Pharmageddon;
Lance's former mechanic found a bottle of Androgen;
Betsey Andreu heard about his use of performance enhancers;
Straight from Lance's mouth to the doctor treating him for cancers;
Lance's former teammates get popped like cans of Pepsi;
Time to lift the vail on the Armstrong Conspiracy;
Floyd can lead the former Postal/Disco intifada;
Workin with Novitzky of the Fed to clean house at WADA;
5 years from now, I observe in my crystal ball;
Cycling rising like a Phoenix, a cleaner sport for all;
I see a picture of Lance, the federal prison rookie;
Taken more d**k, than Jersey Shore's Snookie;
I'm gonna call all ya'll out like an angry Floyid Landis;
Spittin' the truth like Lemond with a megaphone;
About a sorid tale of EPO and testosterone;
Droppin beats like I drop riders on Hor's Categorie;
Lookin for some inspiration for this allegory;
A shot of Jack, a line of coke, 3 hits of the bong;
Now I'm doin more dope than f**king Armstrong;
Every year The Hog has got the best Tour list;
Time to cut that bullsh*t like an overgrown cyst;
The guy keeping the sh*t under wraps is Pat McQuaid;
But Landis said it's time to put an end to this charade;
Floyid ain't the first to open a seal in Pharmageddon;
Lance's former mechanic found a bottle of Androgen;
Betsey Andreu heard about his use of performance enhancers;
Straight from Lance's mouth to the doctor treating him for cancers;
Lance's former teammates get popped like cans of Pepsi;
Time to lift the vail on the Armstrong Conspiracy;
Floyd can lead the former Postal/Disco intifada;
Workin with Novitzky of the Fed to clean house at WADA;
5 years from now, I observe in my crystal ball;
Cycling rising like a Phoenix, a cleaner sport for all;
I see a picture of Lance, the federal prison rookie;
Taken more d**k, than Jersey Shore's Snookie;