We're going to play a little game called "you know you're a D-BAG when..."
You know you're a D-BAG when....
....you spend 7 thousand euros on a bike and don't bother to have it fit properly, never mind another thousand in apparel
You know you're a D-BAG when....
...you spend 7 thousand on a bike and you only put 1 water bottle cage on the Italian masterpiece, how far are you going to ride on 24 ounces of fluid?
You know you're a D-BAG when....
...you get a chance to ride with the reigning TDF champion and it's clearly just a photo opportunity
You know you're a D-BAG when....
...you're totally faking looking like a real roadie with your "buddy" Carlos and are completely unaware that you've failed
Hate to blow up the man-crush but somebody had to do it.
As far as the team, let me know when they have a Protour license, actual bike sponsors, and a list of signed riders. When, and if they do, I'll actually be happy because I would really like to see Contador riding freely and aggresively on his own team against the top contenders. BTW, none of those girls pictured really "do it" for me either, I'm too much of a gentleman to explain why.