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The Official "I Have No Opinion" Lance Thread

For everyone who either has no opinion about Armstrong, Could go either way or actually is looking to avoid anyone who wants to talk about Lance's jewels, whether he doped or didn't, his girlfriends, his bromances, if he will buyout Astana, what he thinks about Alberto, does he really think Jesus Hernandez is the next Benji Noval, how cool the name "mellow johnny" is, or any other "Lance" related topics.

talk among yourselves.
 
slowdave said:
but without ____e to talk about what will do with out internet chat time?


Good question.

A: Go to http://www.chaoscyclingclub.com and
1. make fun of Cadel Evans and his love of stuffed animals
2. argue with agent futura about Tommy Gun
3. Play the "where am I in the world guessing game"
4. Chat about the likelyhood that Beppu will ride Le Tour
5. Discuss the downward spiral of Rock Racing
6. Talk about what alcoholic beverage you are drinking
7. convince Agent 86 that Valverde won't be riding Le Tour
8. Look at all of Agent Futura's pictures of himself getting drunk and hanging out with Team Garmin in Boulder
9. Post pictures of cyclists in the "Seperated at Birth" Thread
10. Rag on Team Mullet Mafia, The Flyin' Jalapenos, Team Cinzano, The Needle Addicts and Bush Pig Abolishers for sucking so bad in the Tour de Chaos

AND....

AVOID DOPE TALK!
 
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Captain Chaos said:
Good question.

A: Go to http://www.chaoscyclingclub.com and
1. make fun of Cadel Evans and his love of stuffed animals
2. argue with agent futura about Tommy Gun
3. Play the "where am I in the world guessing game"
4. Chat about the likelyhood that Beppu will ride Le Tour
5. Discuss the downward spiral of Rock Racing
6. Talk about what alcoholic beverage you are drinking
7. convince Agent 86 that Valverde won't be riding Le Tour
8. Look at all of Agent Futura's pictures of himself getting drunk and hanging out with Team Garmin in Boulder
9. Post pictures of cyclists in the "Seperated at Birth" Thread
10. Rag on Team Mullet Mafia, The Flyin' Jalapenos, Team Cinzano, The Needle Addicts and Bush Pig Abolishers for sucking so bad in the Tour de Chaos

AND....

AVOID DOPE TALK!

Ahh, gold! Sounds like a fun place to be... I'm in.