The Official LANCE ARMSTRONG Thread 2010-2011

[SpartacusRox]

I didn't read past this part because anyone with such poor skills in introspection cannot write anything worthwhile following such a glaring absurdity.

Just the kind of "thoughtful' response I would expect from you. The real reason that you didn't get further than that is most likely your short attention span and/or inability to process complex chunks of information. Stick to what you do best; i.e. flaming and abusing anyone who offers a different perspective to yours.

 

[Polish]

Sorry mate, I don't have a 'mancrush' on anyone. It is possible to be objective and dare I say realistic about these things (not for you though, obviously) without endlessly making stupid predictions about scandal releases that never occur.

Over the past couple of months I have witnessed endless predictions from the usual suspects...Lance is screwed; Lance will not ride the TdF; Lance is fat and old; lance will be called back to the US, this week, next week...blah blah; Lance will pull out of the TdS; Lance's wife has turned State's evidence; Floyd will release cataclysmic emails, today, this week, next week...blah blah.

Now you don't need to be some kind of fanboy to sit back and think a lot of posters on here are just full of it or just enjoy being wrong continuously. As to the speed of the investigation; if you care to check my posts I have said all along that any investigation of this sort will take months not weeks, while you and your anti LA mates were wetting yourselves with excitement with each false speculative report. In short, the 'rush to judgement' as you term it rests with you and your forum mates, not me.

eeek eeeek, a TROLL a TROLL!

You sir are a chamois sniffer.
Sniff sniff sniff.

ManCrush much?

Lance is chubby.
Bruyneel is chubby.
You are chubby too.

Reported.

 

[Anonymous]

Just the kind of "thoughtful' response I would expect from you. The real reason that you didn't get further than that is most likely your short attention span and/or inability to process complex chunks of information. Stick to what you do best; i.e. flaming and abusing anyone who offers a different perspective to yours.

Awe, In't dat cute, you think you gots some smartification on me. It is readily apparent that your comprehension of "complex chunks of information" consists of trying to figure out why you have belly button lint of a different color than than the shirt you wore that day. Sweetie, you just keep being adorable like that!

 

[SpartacusRox]

Awe, In't dat cute, you think you gots some smartification on me. It is readily apparent that your comprehension of "complex chunks of information" consists of trying to figure out why you have belly button lint of a different color than than the shirt you wore that day. Sweetie, you just keep being adorable like that!

Yawn, Sweetie? Look to Brodeal or Race for your man love not me.

 

[SpartacusRox]

eeek eeeek, a TROLL a TROLL!

You sir are a chamois sniffer.
Sniff sniff sniff.

ManCrush much?

Lance is chubby.
Bruyneel is chubby.
You are chubby too.

Reported.

I cannot even begin to comprehend what you are on about. Suggest you re-read my post.

 

[Anonymous]

Yawn, Sweetie? Look to Brodeal or Race for your man love not me.

Oh, how INCREDIBLY intellectual you are bringing in the homosexual put-down! Wow, that is far above your actual level of intellect.

I called you "sweetie" because it is just soooooooooooo cute that you puff your chest out and talk like a smart person. It's almost believable. I just want to pinch your little punum you adorable little sweetheart!

 

[Anonymous]

I cannot even begin to comprehend what you are on about. Suggest you re-read my post.

It's Polish, he is agreeing with you in his demented way. Just PM me with deep questions about the posts of others. I will translate for you. Hey, don't forget the helmet when you go out...walking.

 

[BroDeal]

Oh, how INCREDIBLY intellectual you are bringing in the homosexual put-down! Wow, that is far above your actual level of intellect.

I called you "sweetie" because it is just soooooooooooo cute that you puff your chest out and talk like a smart person. It's almost believable. I just want to pinch your little punum you adorable little sweetheart!

Clearly you hit a tender area. Rox obviously has a chubby for Armstrong and dislikes people pointing it out. Bet he has a pair of Armstrong Underoos that he wears while watching the object of his manlove on the telly.

 

[Anonymous]

Clearly you hit a tender area. Rox obviously has a chubby for Armstrong and dislikes people pointing it out. Bet he has a pair of Armstrong Underoos that he wears while watching the object of his manlove on the telly.

Yea, he is the poster boy for the "I am not an Armstrong fan, I just post insults in reaction to anyone who has criticized him. I don't really care though. Really, I don't. Why do you keep looking at me like that? I really don't love him! STOP IT!!! So what about the pajamas? They are old! Would you stop looking at me like THAT!!!! Seriously, I don't really care about him!" crowd.

 

[BroDeal]

Big surprise. Armstrong's friends are also tools.

Wayne Rooney: Super tool.

http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blog/blazin-saddles/article/426/

 

[Alpe d'Huez]

Cut the insults now or you'll find yourselves unable to post for a week, or perhaps longer.

If you have a complaint, report it or contact that person or the mods through PM, or put the person on your ignore list.

Whether you all feel these little insults are humorous or not, don't leave your dirty laundry out here in the open for the rest of us to deal with because quite frankly we're all sick of it.

 

[Anonymous]

Cut the insults now or you'll find yourselves unable to post for a week, or perhaps longer.

If you have a complaint, report it or contact that person or the mods through PM, or put the person on your ignore list.

Whether you all feel these little insults are humorous or not, don't leave your dirty laundry out here in the open for the rest of us to deal with because quite frankly we're all sick of it.

Okay, I vow to PM my witty, insightful banter from now on.

 

[Race Radio]

Sorry mate, I don't have a 'mancrush' on anyone. It is possible to be objective and dare I say realistic about these things (not for you though, obviously) without endlessly making stupid predictions about scandal releases that never occur.

Over the past couple of months I have witnessed endless predictions from the usual suspects...Lance is screwed; Lance will not ride the TdF; Lance is fat and old; lance will be called back to the US, this week, next week...blah blah; Lance will pull out of the TdS; Lance's wife has turned State's evidence; Floyd will release cataclysmic emails, today, this week, next week...blah blah.

Now you don't need to be some kind of fanboy to sit back and think a lot of posters on here are just full of it or just enjoy being wrong continuously. As to the speed of the investigation; if you care to check my posts I have said all along that any investigation of this sort will take months not weeks, while you and your anti LA mates were wetting yourselves with excitement with each false speculative report. In short, the 'rush to judgement' as you term it rests with you and your forum mates, not me.

Look, we get it. The guy does it for you, but that does not mean that you should invent things that I have not said in order to have a reason to jump to defense of your imaginary hero.

I have not written anything about Armstrong not starting the Tour, not being in shape, or having to return to the US. In fact quite the opposite, I have said that Armstrong will podium and I have said that these type of investigations take time

Yes, there will be a interesting article next week in the WSJ. There will also be a good expose on German television. I doubt either will lessen your love for the guy as you are clearly well versed in denial of reality.

 

[Polish]

I cannot even begin to comprehend what you are on about. Suggest you re-read my post.

I liked your post

My response was a fanboy attempt at impersonating a hater.
Bizzaro WonderLance. I won't do that anymore.

 

[squampton]

Sorry mate, I don't have a 'mancrush' on anyone. It is possible to be objective and dare I say realistic about these things (not for you though, obviously) without endlessly making stupid predictions about scandal releases that never occur.

Over the past couple of months I have witnessed endless predictions from the usual suspects...Lance is screwed; Lance will not ride the TdF; Lance is fat and old; lance will be called back to the US, this week, next week...blah blah; Lance will pull out of the TdS; Lance's wife has turned State's evidence; Floyd will release cataclysmic emails, today, this week, next week...blah blah.

Now you don't need to be some kind of fanboy to sit back and think a lot of posters on here are just full of it or just enjoy being wrong continuously. As to the speed of the investigation; if you care to check my posts I have said all along that any investigation of this sort will take months not weeks, while you and your anti LA mates were wetting yourselves with excitement with each false speculative report. In short, the 'rush to judgement' as you term it rests with you and your forum mates, not me.

+1..Nicley said ! finally someone gets it !
I've been lurking here for a 2 weeks, mostly to get updates in pro-cycling.. The 1st week I thought I hit paydirt for info. 2nd week, I'm sick of filtering crap and will no longer lurk.. Instead I'll put this wasted time into riding and check in with the home page for legit updates..
Out !

 

[SpartacusRox]

Look, we get it. The guy does it for you, but that does not mean that you should invent things that I have not said in order to have a reason to jump to defense of your imaginary hero.

I have not written anything about Armstrong not starting the Tour, not being in shape, or having to return to the US. In fact quite the opposite, I have said that Armstrong will podium and I have said that these type of investigations take time

Yes, there will be a interesting article next week in the WSJ. There will also be a good expose on German television. I doubt either will lessen your love for the guy as you are clearly well versed in denial of reality.

Race, I respect Alpe's comment about insults and my post, which you quote above was not about insults. Also if you reread it you will see that I said; "the usual suspects" i did not quote you directly, I was referring to a certain group of posters that generally share your outlook, that do post such stuff. eg Hog.
As I have said, it should be possible to post commentary on here without having to put up with stupid responses from persons like yourself which insinuate homosexual tendencies, eg 'mancrush, 'the guy does it for you' etc etc. The fact that you do revert to such immature personal flaming says a lot about your immaturity.

 

[WonderLance]

+1..Nicley said ! finally someone gets it !
I've been lurking here for a 2 weeks, mostly to get updates in pro-cycling.. The 1st week I thought I hit paydirt for info. 2nd week, I'm sick of filtering crap and will no longer lurk.. Instead I'll put this wasted time into riding and check in with the home page for legit updates..
Out !

Yeah, these forums could be full of useful info about Lance. We could get some proper analysis of his awesome natural vo2 and unique lactate threshold that noone in the pro peloton can match. we could discuss his training which he does for longer and harder than any other pro cyclists.

We could talk about how he has NEVER TESTED POSITIVE and is THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME. But instead the hate mongers and fat fanciers on this forum just name call and talk about lances personal life.

They should get on a trek and discover how hard it is to battle against diversity and feel the awesome pain that comes from pushing the boundary and maximizing the envelope.

 

[Anonymous]

Race, I respect Alpe's comment about insults and my post, which you quote above was not about insults. Also if you reread it you will see that I said; "the usual suspects" i did not quote you directly, I was referring to a certain group of posters that generally share your outlook, that do post such stuff. eg Hog.
As I have said, it should be possible to post commentary on here without having to put up with stupid responses from persons like yourself which insinuate homosexual tendencies, eg 'mancrush, 'the guy does it for you' etc etc. The fact that you do revert to such immature personal flaming says a lot about your immaturity.

I am not insulting you here, but you posted the same kind of homosexual things to me with one of your posts that was deleted. Then you write this. How exactly was it different? I would suggest that we all engage in this type of banter, and that for one to do it, and another to do it but blame it on the actions of another is counterproductive to actually ceasing the type of posting Alpe is referring to. It also speaks of a need to clean up your side of the street before telling others how clean theirs should be.

 

[auscyclefan94]

Yeah, these forums could be full of useful info about Lance. We could get some proper analysis of his awesome natural vo2 and unique lactate threshold that noone in the pro peloton can match. we could discuss his training which he does for longer and harder than any other pro cyclists.

We could talk about how he has NEVER TESTED POSITIVE and is THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME. But instead the hate mongers and fat fanciers on this forum just name call and talk about lances personal life.

They should get on a trek and discover how hard it is to battle against diversity and feel the awesome pain that comes from pushing the boundary and maximizing the envelope.

Just on your English, it is actually "nobody" not "noone".

 

[WonderLance]

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[auscyclefan94]

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[Susan Westemeyer]

Stop it now. Last warning. The next such posts will entail suspensions.

Susan