well, he may as well go in blackface and minstrel garm, cos he has similar credibilitythehog said:Any bets on home much fake tan?
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well, he may as well go in blackface and minstrel garm, cos he has similar credibilitythehog said:Any bets on home much fake tan?
blackcat said:well, he may as well go in blackface and minstrel garm, cos he has similar credibility
thehog said:I predict; white open neck shirt, fake tan, dyed black hair. Photos of family around the couch. Yellow jersey's proudly hanging on the wall. Teeth capped and whitened. Flowers, most likely carnations next tot the sofa.
thehog said:I predict; white open neck shirt, fake tan, dyed black hair. Photos of family around the couch. Yellow jersey's proudly hanging on the wall. Teeth capped and whitened. Flowers, most likely carnations next tot the sofa.
thehog said:I predict; white open neck shirt, fake tan, dyed black hair. Photos of family around the couch. Yellow jersey's proudly hanging on the wall. Teeth capped and whitened. Flowers, most likely carnations next tot the sofa.
mewmewmew13 said:Anna sitting next to him at start of convo.
Black hair?
blackcat said:tis a nice drop
thehog said:Going for the colors of the priesthood.
We need the kids running in and jumping on his lap at some point.
Yes and Anna holding his hand tight, standing by her man, telling us how bad some of the journalists have been to "our" Lance.
And a dog. Everyone loves fluffy dogs.
Mom needs to make an appearance. We need Mom. Someone get Mom in here.
D-Queued said:Oprah: Let's ask your mom if she forgives you. Do you forgive Lance?
Mom: Yes.
...without ever actually having to say sorry...
Dave.
hektoren said:Few names, dates and places will be given. It will all be about Lance Armstrong.
doperhopper said:OK, cheater, but THE BEST! Cheated cancer, cheated 500+ tests.
I do everything to be the best, when tri/cycling was about training, I trained the best, when it was about doping, I doped the best.
And Oprah rings the bell and the Golden Needle award comittee comes to the podium to give him big yellow "dopestrong" syringe, applause, everybody crying, happyend.
Oldman said:I'm still going with: "I did it for recovery at first but won on my own natural skill" and "the comeback was about getting more support for Cancer Awareness. I was willing to sacrifice my own health for the greater good and I owed it to my team, sponsors..." He's going to stand up a cross and dare Oprah to nail him to it.
hektoren said:Oh, I'm good! According to Wall Street Journal: "Mr. Armstrong told friends and relatives he would not talk about others, only himself, and he would not get into specifics."
I deserve that drink now, and'll continue the drinking game come thursday night...
thehog said:Now he's trying to confess the best. I'm the best confessor. Look at me!
Oldman said:He had to gather all of the facts and bring them to Oprah in the Suitcase of Courage. That took a long time because of the evil UCI, other bad riders that made him dope and the manipulative investment banker that ran the whole show.
He'd actually be correct in saying that. He wouldn't believe it himself but he would be correct.
thehog said:Well the UCI defense is a good one. That’s the way I’d play it out. If he can prove that doping was “common practice” and that he was mealy participating in what was generally accepted as normal then his exposure maybe a little less.
Selling the UCI is a given for Lance. They need to be taken down and Lance can make himself look a little better by doing so.
Alas he’s still finished. He’s in love with confessing at the moment. The media is on him again, the world is awaiting everyone of his comments and even Oprah can’t control the Camp Armstrong leaks. She’s been played. Most of the media has been played. Lance must think its 2002 all over again.
But in around 3-4 weeks time it will all go away again. The ban will still be in place. The media will still think he’s rabble. People won’t want to know him and it won’t feel so good.
Job losses at Livestrong by year’s end, law suit after law suit. Life won’t get much better for confessing. He’ll feel a little better about himself and get to settle some old scores and he’s finished all the same.
Dead in the water.
Fortyninefourteen said:...and what of JB?