The Pelotoon

[BigMac]

''Hincapie veins''.

''Normal veins''.

Died.

 

[Microchip]

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''Hincapie veins''.

''Normal veins''.

Died.

lol lol lol

 

[Dear Wiggo]

Backstory:


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Toon:

 

[BigMac]

Ha Ha Ha.

 

[GuyIncognito]

Nice. Would be even better if you just faded the original text (including one O and part of the B in BOO) so it looks like he just rubbed off the extra text

 

[Semper Fidelis]

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Backstory:


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Toon:

Really good work there!

 

[fatandfast]

That other website we have in the US decided that while supposedly everybody hates dopers and cheats, would not help them stranded on the side of road, ect.
One guy who lied as much as the other,cheated now wants to open a pot selling business.
That is pro cycling news in the US.
Complete with a hypothetical path cross while having drinks at the bar. I hope everyone who smokes weed assumes that if you buy from lying Landis his lab numbers as to how good the pot quality is will be falsified. Maybe he will donate his first decades profits to all those who gave to his defense fund or bought his book.

 

[Microchip]

Thermal Cameras To Be Used To Detect Mechanical Doping At The Tour
http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/the...o-detect-mechanical-doping-at-tour-de-france/

 

[Microchip]

 

[Tricycle Rider]

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lol!!

Girrrl, those pro cyclists are starting to look like NHL hockey players who are in the Stanley Cup playoffs! (Which may not necessarily be a bad thing. I think.)

 

[Microchip]

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lol!!

Girrrl, those pro cyclists are starting to look like NHL hockey players who are in the Stanley Cup playoffs! (Which may not necessarily be a bad thing. I think.)

Yeh, never seen them grow their hair and beards like this, ever.

 

[Microchip]

Alpecin has an advertisement...a cyclist is showering and he'll be finished in two more minutes...he's giving his hair "more power"! lol lol...it really looks that way.

 

[Microchip]

Sagan & Eisel Complain About Madness In the Peloton
http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/tour-de-france-fight-for-position-just-getting-ridiculous-says-eisel/

 

[TourOfSardinia]

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Is that Brailsford scrtaching his head?


ps = great return!

 

[Microchip]

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Is that Brailsford scrtaching his head?


ps = great return!

It sure looks like him, now that you say it

 

[RedheadDane]

Sagan & Eisel Complain About Madness In the Peloton
http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/tour-de-france-fight-for-position-just-getting-ridiculous-says-eisel/

Contador forgot his helmet.
However, helmet didn't help that guy in the left corner much; looks like he got decapitated...

 

[Microchip]

...lol lol... "decapitated" ... his body is in there somewhere very much attached...

 

[RedheadDane]

Where? Looks like his head is resting on the wheels, with no body to be seen anywhere...

 

[Microchip]

oops...my comment was as light-hearted as 'decapitated'...only Contador has a body, Cancellara, Cavendish and Hesjedal are only represented by their heads.

 

[Microchip]

A Slow Day At The Races - Why The Peloton Rode So Slowly
http://velonews.competitor.com/2016/07/tour-de-france/ride-slow-tour-stage-3_413192

 

[Praying Mantis]

BLOOD ALONE MOVES THE WHEELS OF HISTORY!

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BLOOD ALONE MOVES THE WHEELS OF HISTORY!

[pause]





Have you ever asked yourselves in an hour of meditation

- which everyone finds during the day -

How long we have been striving for greatness?

[bangs fist]




Not only the years we've been at war

- the war of work -



But from the moment as a child,
when we realize the world could be conquered.

It has been a lifetime struggle

[bangs fists again]



a never-ending fight,

I say to you

[bangs again]

and you will understand that it is a privilege to fight!



WE ARE WARRIORS!

[applause]





Cyclists of south-western France,

I ask you once more rise and be worthy of this historical hour.

[even bigger applause]





No revolution is worth anything unless it can defend itself.

Some people will tell you cyclist is a bad word.

They'll conjure up images of evil dopers, and gendarmes going door to door.



This is our duty to change their perception.

I say, cyclists of the world... Unite!

We must never acquiesce, for it is together...

TOGETHER THAT WE PREVAIL.



WE MUST NEVER CEDE CONTROL OF THE MOTHERLAND...

...FOR IT IS TOGETHER THAT WE PREVAIL!

[thunderous applause] ​

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[Microchip]

Froome Runs Along The Course

 

[Microchip]

UCI X-Rays The Bikes

 

[Microchip]

Miracles In Cycling Don't Exist
http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/greg-lemond-miracles-in-cycling-still-dont-exist/

Really enjoyed reading this article.

 

[Microchip]

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