The Pelotoon

[sittingbison]

That's not a 7. That's a solid 10

ten of nine?

 

[DirtyWorks]

Great stuff all the way.... I think you should pitch CN or any number of other cycling publications with an anti-doping editorial slant. You might make $10!

Don't pitch to Bicycling or VeloNews.

 

[Microchip]

That much!!?! Ten dollars!?

 

[ebandit]

praise for Pelotoon

Microchip Thank You so Much! in these 'Troubled Times' a little light relief is greatly appreciated

I intended to highlight My Favourite from the Thread but have Not done so
............they are All so Good

even 'Team Armstrong' should be Chuckling

and Microchip................do NOT worry Pharmstrong is going DOWN

One can NOT livestrong Cheating to Win for Long without being noticed

 

[Microchip]

Thanks ebandit, for your pleasant comments.

 

[Microchip]

 

[Microchip]

Man[a]ged admission in the works

 

[Microchip]

Managed Admission

Man[a]ged admission in the works

 

[Mishrak]

I would totally play that clue game .

Nice work!!

 

[krebs303]

Just in case somebody is not familiar with the Billy Joel tune

We Didn't Start Fire

 

[Microchip]

Just in case somebody is not familiar with the Billy Joel tune

We Didn't Start Fire

That's an AMAZING presentation of the song, Krebs!!!! Thanks!!!!!

 

[Microchip]

I would totally play that clue game .

Nice work!!

Heh heh...

 

[Microchip]

McQuaid Takes The Stand

 

[Microchip]

McQuaid Takes The Stand

If I was a littlle drunk right now, I think I would find the letters hilarious...

 

[the big ring]

Parfait! Absolutement!

 

[RedheadDane]

Heh... I rather like this!

 

[Carols]

Tears are running down my face I'm laughing so hard!!!

Thanks Microchip, simply Grand!

 

[hiero2]

I think the point of this thread is good jokes - so here is a pointer to one I enjoyed elsewhere in the forum:

schleck should use that excuse ...

He does have a gynecologist, so it makes sense . . . .

 

[Microchip]

Remote Training

People go to remote places to train...not because of the terrain, not for the weather, not for the medical staff to be found there.

They go to beat the anti-doping travel budgets for OOC testing.

Lance didn't go to Maui because of Haleakala. He went there because it costs a lot of money for USADA to send a guy to Hawaii to collect samples. Too much money to target one guy.

Hawaii has relatively few roads. Anyone that's been there knows that it is not a great place to train. A US based rider can always train in San Diego, Arizona, etc (depending on season).

 

[Microchip]

Remote Training

People go to remote places to train...not because of the terrain, not for the weather, not for the medical staff to be found there.

They go to beat the anti-doping travel budgets for OOC testing.

Lance didn't go to Maui because of Haleakala. He went there because it costs a lot of money for USADA to send a guy to Hawaii to collect samples. Too much money to target one guy.

Hawaii has relatively few roads. Anyone that's been there knows that it is not a great place to train. A US based rider can always train in San Diego, Arizona, etc (depending on season).

 

[ebandit]

sorry! to hijack Your Thread

edited showing consideration for lost abandoned whales

Mark L

 

[Microchip]

Hey! Very good!

 

[Mishrak]

Understanding the reference makes this hysterical. Really really good stuff.

 

[Microchip]

Understanding the reference makes this hysterical. Really really good stuff.

Thanks!

True, you've gotta understand the things taking place in order to follow the 'toons.

 

[Microchip]

Deadlines Aren't Us