Teams & Riders The Remco Evenepoel is the next Eddy Merckx thread

[Samamba]

Copying Van Aert I see

 

[Netserk]

The Belgian Champ jersey will be missed

You missed the mandatory:

Go Remco Go!

 

[Tim Cahill]

Pray4Remco

 

[Berniece]

Isn't that overly cynical? I'm sure that if Evenepoel says he is ill, he is ill. He's never anything less than fully forthright.

I would think that after your avatar change you would change your tune.

Is there any sign that he’s actually still at altitude instead of in Belgium?

 

[Tim Cahill]

Looking extremely poorly actually...

https://twitter.com/x/status/1804139257692393696

 

[Ilmaestro99]

High level Belge riders always getting injuries and illnesses in June.

Remco thread in top form anyway even if remco himself is not

 

[Froome]

Good "recovery" Remco.

 

[QueenStagiaire]

Time to sue the Soudal Quick Step medical staff for issuing false doctor‘s notes.

 

[Berniece]

Time to sue the Soudal Quick Step medical staff for issuing false doctor‘s notes.

It’s a common practice in Belgium

 

[CyclistAbi]

Cold on demand.

 

[houtdffan]

Remco to crush stages 1 and 2 incoming.

A Classico San Remco and LBL route on those two days

 

[Le Grand Doop]

Looking extremely poorly actually...

https://twitter.com/x/status/1804139257692393696

still looking chubby.

 

[Didinho]

Full focus on the Tour. Some extra days training in France. In his case I don’t mind if he misses the NC, but I loved the Belgian jersey on him.

I’m ready for the Tour, 3 weeks supporting a Belgian for GC. Podium would be good with some stage wins hopefully.
Bring it on.

 

[veganrob]

Looking extremely poorly actually...

https://twitter.com/x/status/1804139257692393696

Harpoon that whale!!

 

[Logic-is-your-friend]

Looking sharp. Sharp as a knife. A rubber prop knife.

 

[QueenStagiaire]

@Logic-is-your-friend why are you concerned about Remco‘s weight? Real mountain goats look like this:

 

[red_flanders]

I predict Remco will smash the HC climbs, win the Tour, and all the haterz will post apologetic missives and photos of their own fat arses on bikes.

But I also drink during the day.

 

[Lefebre]

Our boy will be in super form when it matters don't believe in this evil people here trying to make us afraid.

Pray for our Leader.

 

[Logic-is-your-friend]

@Logic-is-your-friend why are you concerned about Remco‘s weight? Real mountain goats look like this:

Remco will just go to Pogiboy and Jonas before each mountain stage, flex his pecs, and say: if you drop me, i will drop you.

 

[Pantani_lives]

An acute case of cipollinitis?

 

[red_flanders]

An acute case of cipollinitis?

Instead of Pamela Anderson he’s got a Large Meat Lovers Combo from Pizza Hut on his stem.

 

[Logic-is-your-friend]

Instead of Pamela Anderson he’s got a Large Meat Lovers Combo from Pizza Hut on his stem.

I have no idea what that is but it sounds like adult entertainment.

 

[red_flanders]

I have no idea what that is but it sounds like adult entertainment.

Pretty much.

 

[houtdffan]

Patrick Lefevere aware of Remco Evenepoel's illness at Dauphine: "We feared a Giro scenario"

Remco Evenepoel is currently ill and will skip the B

cyclinguptodate.com

Remco was really sick at the Dauphine

However, the team need sot start treating Covid like the other teams do, as an ordinary illness that riders will catch from time to time

 

[Valv.Piti]

Hopefully Pat comes to his senses and brings Tim Merlier. I think he wants to, but I'd assume the rest of of the guys would be against it