Tour de France Tour 2025: How many cyclists will crash during stage 1?

How many will crash?

  • 0-10 Calm day at the office, only those clumsy and unlucky bruised

    Votes: 8 25.0%
  • 11-30 Moderate damage, some GC guys (you know who) may fly

    Votes: 13 40.6%
  • 31-50 Considerable damage, lots of bruised and hurt

    Votes: 9 28.1%
  • 51-100 Huge destruction, some super-doms become team leaders

    Votes: 2 6.3%
  • 100+ Armageddon, Ben O'Connor becomes #1 favourite

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    32
Apr 10, 2019
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You know what they say, "Khorne cares not from whence the blood flows, only that it flows"
Jokes aside, I fear it's gonna be bad, Schelde**** levels of "Blood for the blood god, skulls for the skull throne"
 
May 6, 2021
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Big 6 Jaspers train and Milan’s track team will collide, hopefully after the race in a massive entertaining punch up. The slippery merlier will profit, with Remco and honest Bert leading him out. Don’t want crashes obviously but Vingegaard and Pogacar getting caught behind and shipping 10 minutes would be good.
 
Jul 15, 2021
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I'm mostly worried about the first week as a whole. Not so sure there'll be massive carnage on day one, but this surely feels like one of those Tours from about a decade ago where there will definitely be a massive crash in the first week.
 
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