We all know that triathletes are bunch ride poison but this has to be the worst story I've ever heard about someone turning a bunch to sh!t.
http://www.beginnertriathlete.com/discussion/forums/thread-view.asp?tid=150441&start=1
EDIT. Just realised that this is a year old........ not current but funny still.
http://www.beginnertriathlete.com/discussion/forums/thread-view.asp?tid=150441&start=1
EDIT. Just realised that this is a year old........ not current but funny still.