Never Tested Positive
Haven't you heard? UCI isn't processing sedative and roofie positives. The paperwork is abandoned in a desk specifically designed for losing paperwork in Agile.
Between the UCI's crack doping specialist that's gone missing... again, and the organizer having no interest in generating a doping story I'd say that's the glorious example of the good that comes from an industry that regulates itself.
C'mon you guys, the sports clean now. You know, like Marion Jones and Wonderboy and so many others squeaky clean high achievers. No positives means nothing to see here.
Move along now....