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[Anonymous]

Why have i only just found this?????

Lance's entry needs the doping allegation section adding though
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Lance_Armstrong

 

[Ferminal]

I've heard about it but never looked at it.

Seems like a family friendly version of ED.

 

[craig1985]

Stuff that Lance did that I doubt you know about

* He can wield a mace with amazing accuracy.
* He once tried hunting, but decided that it was not "bicycly" enough for him.
* He is actually a transformer, but a really lame one, because he can only transform into a lame bicycle.
* To win his third Tour de France, he didn't use drugs, he just travelled forward in time to get to the finish line first.

I lol'd.