Urinating in the Shower

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While in the army we were encouraged to urinate on our feet, as the ammonia/urea in the urine helped toughened up the skin...:)
 
Well, since we are pushing the limits of acceptability, see if this is wrong. Locker room shower (shower heads on the wall every 5 feet or so, no partitions). You are dead tired after your football match, practice, etc, and you are standing in the warm shower, eyes are closed, not totally realizing your are urinating... onto the leg of your teammate at the neighboring shower. He doesn't notice.
 
Dec 7, 2010
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Boeing said:
dude out here we pee in our wetsuits. aaaahhhh!

Yeah man I hear ya.

I just went for a run @ lunch and in the gym shower I leaned against the wall and let it go. aaaahhhhh! was right on.
 
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Irish2009 said:
While in the army we were encouraged to urinate on our feet, as the ammonia/urea in the urine helped toughened up the skin...:)

a few seconds of **** will do no negative or positive to skin if it does your a little foo foo and have girly skin. i get 40%h202/sulfuric acid(job) on myself as well as things much worse all the time. as a mic(irish) myself come on tough urine skin rofl? how bout just be tough urine dont do **** to skin i mean really you making mics look bad bro.... seriously.
 
on3m@n@rmy said:
Well, since we are pushing the limits of acceptability, see if this is wrong. Locker room shower (shower heads on the wall every 5 feet or so, no partitions). You are dead tired after your football match, practice, etc, and you are standing in the warm shower, eyes are closed, not totally realizing your are urinating... onto the leg of your teammate at the neighboring shower. He doesn't notice.

Two guys on my high school hockey team got in fight during practice, and the coach told them to make up before they came to practice again. They shook hands in the shower but as they did one guy was ****ing on the others leg. He didn't notice with the shower running on him but others saw it. They fought again next practice.:D
 
Jul 17, 2009
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Glenn_Wilson said:
you soaking up all that melanin bra! Clear living ....spent much time on Del Mar.& San Onofre.:)
Old Mans and Trails at Sano

Del Mar is a Drive but if I do drive south it is PB or OB
 
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Hugh Januss said:
Two guys on my high school hockey team got in fight during practice, and the coach told them to make up before they came to practice again. They shook hands in the shower but as they did one guy was ****ing on the others leg. He didn't notice with the shower running on him but others saw it. They fought again next practice.:D

that is disturbing. did you watch?

BTW as related to cycling
For those who have never ridden Paris Roubaix, Pyssing on each other in the shower room is almost a 'rite of passage'. Assuming one is hydrated after the race that is...
 
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Dec 7, 2010
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usedtobefast said:

Nice.......

I just got through letting it FLOW. Since My wife rode out with my daughter to another country .... I figure it is the least I can do and keep the evil spirits the **** out of my shower! ....ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh felt good to just let it GO.
 
Hugh Januss said:
Two guys on my high school hockey team got in fight during practice, and the coach told them to make up before they came to practice again. They shook hands in the shower but as they did one guy was ****ing on the others leg. He didn't notice with the shower running on him but others saw it. They fought again next practice.:D

ahHA! Proof that whizzing on another's leg in the shower IS acceptable, as it had the desired outcome of practicing hockey fights. :D
 
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Hugh Januss said:
They shook hands in the shower but as they did one guy was ****ing on the others leg. He didn't notice with the shower running on him but others saw it. They fought again next practice.:D

There it is--don't **** on my leg and tell me it's raining.
 
Jun 22, 2009
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hell yes i do this.
The thought of women doing it tho creeps me out. My girlfriend told me she did it once.. I was disgusted, like did she just suddenly squat in the shower? *facepalm*
 
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Hugh Januss said:
Two guys on my high school hockey team got in fight during practice, and the coach told them to make up before they came to practice again. They shook hands in the shower but as they did one guy was ****ing on the others leg. He didn't notice with the shower running on him but others saw it. They fought again next practice.:D

The post game showers on my high school hockey team were like a big p!ss fest. Not only was p!ssing in the shower accepted, but if you weren't extremely vigilant you would probably be p!ssed on about 5 different times. No one was immuned. I often wondered if this was unique only to my sick depraved team.
 
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