SilentAssassin said:
I'll take the 3 Abrams tanks that might save a few battle buddies in afghanistan over an agency that prosecutes retired cyclists, lol.
A better alternative to all this would be to award lance's titles to the one and only true champion of cycling, and possibly the greatest cyclist of all time. A humble Russian hero, whose body was forged in Stalingrad. The one and only true cycling legend...Denis Menchov!
Armstrong is not retired. He is banninated.
Say it with me: banninated.
No more triathlons, no more cycling. Because he is not ALLOWED. Forcible retirement, perhaps, but only due to the bannination of his UCI-assisted shenanigans.
Just like a bucket of milk still looks like a bucket of milk when you add a single teaspoon of water to it, so LA looks like he has titles, and accomplishments. And credibility.
But over time, each of those new teaspoons of water, of evidence of complicit actions, corruption, shady dealings and behind the scenes agreements now unearthed, waters down his legacy. Until you look at the bucket afresh and realise it is but a watery whiteness, not fit for consumption. Only fit to be flushed down the toilet, to join the sliced up blood bags and cotton swabs from years ago.
If they were not affecting LA, he would not need to beg people to not cry for him. Here's a hint: the word "don't" is typically subvocalised, and the true message is, "Cry for me. For the death and destruction of my legacy".
LA is desperately crying for help.
This very much affects him.