Vino Comeback Thread

[rxgqgxnyfz]

ah, acf's obligatory hatepost

 

[Zam_Olyas]

dont know about you, but i would Vino for president!!

imagine vino at the un assembly...fantastic to the core.

 

[Vino attacks everyone]

ah, acf's obligatory hatepost

acf don`t like Vino? Vino sad

 

[joe_papp]

So you would vote for him basically because he is a cyclist and because he has an interesting character not knowing what he or his party stand for?

Not only would I vote for him, I would campaign for him. I'd trust the cosmos that our interests (mine and Vino's) would be perfectly aligned!

imagine vino at the un assembly...fantastic to the core.

Reminds me of The Simpson's episode, "Simpson Tide" when it's revealed that the USSR never dissolved, lol...Vino would play the role of the Russian/Soviet ambassador to UN who appears at 16:35:

http://smotri.com/video/view/?id=v106611557ab

 

[thehog]

Vote 1 Vino!

 

[Vino attacks everyone]

Anyone from Kazakhstan here who know what kind of political party he is running for? is he a communist?

 

[El Pistolero]

Anyone from Kazakhstan here who know what kind of political party he is running for? is he a communist?

The current ruling party. Kazachstan is not a democracy.

 

[Zam_Olyas]

Anyone from Kazakhstan here who know what kind of political party he is running for? is he a communist?

I always figure you to be from kazakhstan

 

[Vino attacks everyone]

I always figure you to be from kazakhstan

oh no abcdefg

 

[El Pistolero]

oh no abcdefg

You're Russian!

 

[Zam_Olyas]

oh no abcdefg

and was old jerusalem builded here among these dark satanic hills ???

 

[Vino attacks everyone]

You're Russian!

nop

 

[the_kman]

Vote 1 Vino!

One day a cyclist. Two years later I'd say something like this...

hehehe

 

[jens_attacks]

i would vote vino even if he's the new stalin don't care.vino president!

 

[joe_papp]

Anyone from Kazakhstan here who know what kind of political party he is running for? is he a communist?

I'm not from Kazakhstan (though during the Vuelta a Chile I fought a Kazakh who would later be Vino's teammate) - but here's what Velonation said about the party:

"The 38 year old rider was today named as one of the candidates for parliamentary elections on January 15th. The ruling Nur Otan party announced the identities of 127 candidates today, with Vinokourov being part of a group of well known sportsmen, artists and singers. He and the hurdler Olga Shishigina plus the boxer Yermakhan Ibraimov were each nominated, the latter having won gold medals in the 2000 Olympic Games."

Oh the campaign slogans that could be written for Vino...

PS. I will definitely include the fight story in my book lol.

 

[El Pistolero]

nop

Good, cause I heard Vino hates Russians

 

[jens_attacks]

the legend goes on and on:

http://vimeo.com/32851697

 

[rxgqgxnyfz]

ahahaha awesome

mmm tasty pasta with beef

No champion can say "no" when Vino offers you this!

 

[joe_papp]

The current ruling party. Kazachstan is not a democracy.

I hope Vino one day becomes the supreme and autocratic ruler of Kazakhstan for -life, at which point I will make application for Kazakh citizenship!

 

[Vino attacks everyone]

the legend goes on and on:

http://vimeo.com/32851697

thats plain and simple awesomeness

 

[rxgqgxnyfz]

thats plain and simple awesomeness

speaking of food

During this Tour, in one of the "Inside the team" videos there was a short about team cooks. And they told Vino requires "Hercules" oatmeal delivered for him from Kazakhstan because they don't produce those in Europe.

It's not even all that tasty, it's a habit thing because back in soviet times "Hercules" was all they fed to sportsmen.

 

[greenedge]

He should become ruler of KAZ, then have bodyguards enter the TDF with him where they bash anyone who comes near him ( Contador and Evans )

 

[jens_attacks]

It's not even all that tasty, it's a habit thing because back in soviet times "Hercules" was all they fed to sportsmen.

i'll put a picture of this kind of food which vino eats,special order from kazakhstan.

you're right though, not that tasty.

 

[the_kman]

in light of the latest news (LBL '10) its now official: Vino is the biggest badass cyclist that ever lived.

how boring will the sport be when he goes!

 

[joe_papp]

Squishing balls!

in light of the latest news (LBL '10) its now official: Vino is the biggest badass cyclist that ever lived.

how boring will the sport be when he goes!

"I will crush the nuts of any Swiss-cheese-pudding-fairy journalist who questions my charitable works and acts of conscience that assist my colleagues. I will crush said nuts like pair of soft, squishy grapes and then feed them to wife's goat in Kazakhstan. I will breaaaak you."