wave goodbye to LA on sunday

[GoGarmin]

I never really took the time to notice how hairy and midget-like Lance's arms are...

I shouldn't be laughing out loud at work like that. Hilarious.

 

[TopCarbon]

unfortunately, Joe Q. Public will be happy to see this guy run for some sort of public office. I wont be surprised this is where he is headed. The public only knows what mainstream media reports, which is biased toward a Do-Gooder Armstrong.

 

[SpiTimeCannon]

Jimmy Buffet sang, “Where it all ends I cannot fathom my friends, if I knew I might toss out my anchor “.
His cancer fund thing is apparently doing well.
Give him a break or do it yourself.
Only post against him if you have ridden the Tour d France.
The controls now in place catch dopers.
What happened in the past is done.
The whole doping talk thing is killing our sport.
Cyclist doper ?
Just get out and ride.

 

[Colm.Murphy]

Jimmy Buffet sang, “Where it all ends I cannot fathom my friends, if I knew I might toss out my anchor “.
His cancer fund thing is apparently doing well.
Give him a break or do it yourself.
Only post against him if you have ridden the Tour d France.
The controls now in place catch dopers.
What happened in the past is done.
The whole doping talk thing is killing our sport.
Cyclist doper ?
Just get out and ride.

Wow. Thanks for setting this place straight. You've really shown folks the way.

I guess we should mail Novitsky that he can drop his investigation, as he hasn't raced Le Tour, either.

Well done.

 

[Hugh Januss]

Jimmy Buffet sang, “Where it all ends I cannot fathom my friends, if I knew I might toss out my anchor “.
His cancer fund thing is apparently doing well.
Give him a break or do it yourself.
Only post against him if you have ridden the Tour d France.
The controls now in place catch dopers.
What happened in the past is done.
The whole doping talk thing is killing our sport.
Cyclist doper ?
Just get out and ride.

I see three possibilities here:
1. Somebody set out to list the top 10 fanboy quotes, and ran out of steam after about seven.
2. Somebody is really funny.
3. Somebody is really gullible.

Gotta admit I'm torn.

 

[CPAvelo]

Regarding the OP, Lance may be well advised to disappear to a country without an extradition treaty with the US, especially if he intends to perjure himself. Also, he should have plenty of liquid funds available in Swiss accounts.

 

[powerste]

Jimmy Buffet sang, “Where it all ends I cannot fathom my friends, if I knew I might toss out my anchor “.
His cancer fund thing is apparently doing well.
Give him a break or do it yourself.
Only post against him if you have ridden the Tour d France.
The controls now in place catch dopers.
What happened in the past is done.
The whole doping talk thing is killing our sport.
Cyclist doper ?
Just get out and ride.

Well color me surprised - I didn't know McQuaid was a Jimmy Buffett fan who posted on this forum.

 

[velosopher54]

Jeez, I hope they barely show LA's face Sunday.

I waved good riddance to him a long time ago. Unfortunately he came back.

 

[Animal]

That's a good argument now.

Must remember that one.

 

[Deagol]

It goes without saying. Losers in life such as yourself having nothing to hold onto but to hate on others that did achieve.

Does that explain your hatred of Greg Lemond?

 

[tiger 10]

Jeez, I hope they barely show LA's face Sunday.

I waved good riddance to him a long time ago. Unfortunately he came back.

Unfortunately, Mr. Modesty was unable to evade the cameras, despite his best efforts to avoid the spotlight and keep a low profile.

Maybe it's like having to wish for Tinkerbell to live in Peter Pan. Maybe if we all wave our hands together and say goodbye we can get him to go away for ever and ever.

<Waving hands wildly and ecstastically, "Bye Lance, Bye Bye, Ta Ta for Ever,". Flap entire arms. Flap. Flap.>

Imagine a time when not all threads lead to Lance. Happy days.

 

[redtreviso]

Lance will be back in a speedo...Just like all his fanboys always wanted.