Put my hands up and call it a fair cop. Suggest the everyone is doing it. Write a book exposing the dark heart of the peloton, and the UCI corruption at the top and in national federations feeding it.
Become a pariah in cycling circles, so get a job as sports journalist with "The Sunday Times". Write about rugby. Win awards. Occasionally pop up at cycling press conferences and ask about TUES, bin bags and saddle sores
Become a pariah in cycling circles, so get a job as sports journalist with "The Sunday Times". Write about rugby. Win awards. Occasionally pop up at cycling press conferences and ask about TUES, bin bags and saddle sores