What's the deal with cougars?

[CycloErgoSum]

Will you go out with me???????????????????

imm butter than Rhett....seriously.

Sure, why not. You sound like a sport. My husband might object, but marriage is a bit of a ball 'n chain at times and he's pretty liberal

 

[ChrisE]

...... They diss men who are bald...that's very bad form. Captain Pickard and Ben Kingsley are at the top of my list and are much more interesting than some sap like Toby Maguire. Brad Pitt? Dumba$$! Give me Christopher Walken or Kevin Spacey (Ok, the latter is probably gay, but, Oh well...)

I'm bald. One of the reasons I put Chaka as my avatar now is because I wish I was hairy like him. Now I'm not so sure since you are into bald guys.

You think we have a chance? I'm looking for younger women now.

BTW OAR has hair.

 

[CycloErgoSum]

She will not be a Cougar after 50, the proper name after 50 is Puma. Not sure what the next stage after Puma is..... Aardvark?

There is nothing better then a mature, intelligent women....but when they dress up like Britney Spears it is just weird. It is kinda like a clown costume.

That's exactly it! You know who's gorgeous? Susan Sarandon...actually she kinda is a cougar!

 

[Race Radio]

And do they all have cracker bodies? Noooooooooo. Heck, I'm a cyclist, my *** firmer than most of the mutton traipsing about!

This thread is useless without pics

 

[ChrisE]

This thread is useless without pics

 

[Hugh Januss]

This is what our lives have become. We are on a forum thread slamming cougars, trying to pick up on a "younger woman" who is pushing 40.
Brittany Spears doesn't even look that good anymore when she dresses up like Brittany Spears.
+1 to the pictures though.

 

[CycloErgoSum]

I'm bald. One of the reasons I put Chaka as my avatar now is because I wish I was hairy like him. Now I'm not so sure since you are into bald guys.

You think we have a chance? I'm looking for younger women now.

BTW OAR has hair.

Sure, Many of my girlfriends and I love bald men, and others don't care either way. My husband is bald. Has been since he was 24, before I met him. This crap about guys having to have hair is some media/fashion world beat-up that doesn't reflect reality. People aren't perfect and a lot of young people and cougar-types buy into this idealism (their hypocrisy is also galling). They're bound to be disappointed in the long run. There is so much more to people than their outside surfaces, and only when we get past this can real love and passion take place.

It's the same with guys and big peanises. Women are told to love this and desire it, but it's rubbish because they hurt like hell and the guys with them tend to be self-obsessed.

I by no means am a dating expert, but some things ring true: sincerity. Being Genuine and cultivating the better sides of one's personality. It doesn't guarantee success in love, but love is a risk afterall. In the end, if someone doesn't want you, you shouldn't want them. Monogamy has a good side: one man for every woman. Take a risk, don't be discouraged if at first you don't succeed; you'll be pleasantly surprised before long.

I did research as a grad student in the 90s on the sex industry. The working girls were pretty unaminous: all guys think everyone else is getting heaps and even the best-looking guys get rejected and don't get enough. So chin up, life can suck and it is unfair, but together we can help each other.

Sorry for the heartfelt monologue!

 

[CycloErgoSum]

I forgot this: if there's something to be admired about the cougar phenomenen is female sexual empowerment. They generally aren't afraid to initiate contact. I think guys have gotten a very rough deal having to be the relationship-initiators and women holding the decision cards. This is a throwback to courtly love and chivalry and it's a crock.

In an equal community, both men and women can approach each other. Most women cry for equality but still want the men to do all the risk-taking with regards to relationships.

In cultures where women have economic power that's roughly equal to men's, women are more forthright about sex and relationships. The old East Germany springs to mind.

 

[patricknd]

She will not be a Cougar after 50, the proper name after 50 is Puma. Not sure what the next stage after Puma is..... Aardvark?

There is nothing better then a mature, intelligent women....but when they dress up like Britney Spears it is just weird. It is kinda like a clown costume.

how true, and my wife loved the puma line.

 

[ChrisE]

This is what our lives have become. We are on a forum thread slamming cougars, trying to pick up on a "younger woman" who is pushing 40.
Brittany Spears doesn't even look that good anymore when she dresses up like Brittany Spears.
+1 to the pictures though.

I know, it is sad. Here is typical cougar attracting wardrobe:

Here is what CycloErgoSum may look like at this very moment:

 

[CycloErgoSum]

I know, it is sad. Here is typical cougar attracting wardrobe:

Here is what CycloErgoSum may look like:

Ah man, I knew that picture would come back to haunt me. Once a pornstar always a pornstar...

 

[ChrisE]

Shyt, for some reason that other picture won't link.

How do you post a picture you have on the C-drive, and not a url???? I don't see an "attachments" icon on my reply window.

 

[Race Radio]

Shyt, for some reason that other picture won't link.

How do you post a picture you have on the C-drive, and not a url???? I don't see an "attachments" icon on my reply window.

use this

http://www.tinypic.com

 

[BroDeal]

As with most things in life, Family Guy has the answer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgDeL8cUTxw

 

[Susan Westemeyer]

No more such photos, please.

Susan

 

[usedtobefast]

i am to old to worry about that stuff. i do like kittens...

 

[ChrisE]

No more such photos, please.

Susan

I thought you were in Egypt, or something? When the cat's away the mice will play. I thought we could let loose for awhile.

 

[Anonymous]

The subject title sounds like a Jerry Seinfeld joke set-up.

All I can tell you is that, being 41, the women who consider me jailbait have gone through menopause. Not a pretty picture most of them, but they're all Jennifer Connelly if you close your eyes.

 

[ChrisE]

Not a pretty picture most of them, but they're all Jennifer Connelly if you close your eyes.

I've noticed the back of their head all looks the same.

 

[Oldman]

I've noticed the back of their head all looks the same.

Dude, change your avatar back. I'm starting to get those nightmares again.

 

[craig1985]

Dude, change your avatar back. I'm starting to get those nightmares again.

To me, he is the devil.

 

[knewcleardaze]

I've noticed the back of their head all looks the same.

You're a very bad man, a very bad man!

 

[scribe]

This thread is hilarious. Look at all these dudes in here brandishing their battle sticks.

 

[Oldman]

This thread is hilarious. Look at all these dudes in here brandishing their battle sticks.

Careful...to much scrutiny will have a withering effect, especially on the more mature.

 

[scribe]

You might have something there. Then again, any 16-yr-old with broadband can learn the tricks of the trade quicksmart.

After further reflection, I am not sure one can gain the necessary experience online. Although it helps, I don't think 75% of the BJs I have seen in online porn are that good. So it is easy to get the wrong idea. For example, you can't drive a stick shift well by watching a video of it. You gotta get out there and log a few hundred miles. Wear a seatbelt, of course.