Answer these questions and I will tell you which UCI World Tour team you are. You can mark the answers by colouring or bolding them.
1 What's your favourite colour?
a) Blue
b) Red
c) Something shiny
d) I hate colours, but if necessary I choose black
2 What's your motto in life?
a) Easy come, easy go
b) *** happens
c) You only live once
d) Jesus will save us
3 And your tactical approach?
a) Attack!
b) Stay calm and wait for the opportunity
c) Chaos
d) I have a specific tactical masterplan for every situation
4 If you could revive a rider from the past, who would it be?
a) Merckx
b) Jalabert
c) Pantani
d) Cancellara
5 How do you feel about money?
a) Love it!
b) I don't care about money, I want to be famous!
c) As long as I can ride my bike I'm happy. My 15,000 Euro Specialized machine that is, custom painted.
d) Rich people are miserable
6 What's your next holiday destination?
a) I don't do holidays, I'm a work-a-holic
b) Some place with lots of sand... I love sand
c) Belgian waffles, fried chips, Tintin... you know that stuff
d) I have always dreamed of America
7 If you could do something adventurous, new and wild, what would it be?
a) I'd cycle around the world! With a tandem, with Margot Robbie right in front of me.
b) I've never been sky diving.
c) I would make a film – of myself, naked on the Eiffel Tower, sipping Heineken
d) I'd read a book.
8 How would you describe your childhood?
a) We were poor but happy.
b) I've been a bit spoiled.
c) I hardly remember, time flew by so quickly.
d) I was a very quiet kid, nobody even noticed me until I finished school best of my year.
9 Do you like underdogs?
a) Of course. Everybody does.
b) Losers, you mean?
c) I don't care as long as they have a fancy hairdo.
d) I only like cats.
10 One last question: What do you tell people why you watch cycling?
a) I don't have anything better to do. Okay, to avoid talking to my wife.
b) I love the pursuit of perfection, the scenery, Jasper Philipsen's butt, in short: the beauty of it all.
c) To be able to show off my knowledge on the cyclingnews forum
d) I am a racer myself and always enjoy learning from the best.
1 What's your favourite colour?
a) Blue
b) Red
c) Something shiny
d) I hate colours, but if necessary I choose black
2 What's your motto in life?
a) Easy come, easy go
b) *** happens
c) You only live once
d) Jesus will save us
3 And your tactical approach?
a) Attack!
b) Stay calm and wait for the opportunity
c) Chaos
d) I have a specific tactical masterplan for every situation
4 If you could revive a rider from the past, who would it be?
a) Merckx
b) Jalabert
c) Pantani
d) Cancellara
5 How do you feel about money?
a) Love it!
b) I don't care about money, I want to be famous!
c) As long as I can ride my bike I'm happy. My 15,000 Euro Specialized machine that is, custom painted.
d) Rich people are miserable
6 What's your next holiday destination?
a) I don't do holidays, I'm a work-a-holic
b) Some place with lots of sand... I love sand
c) Belgian waffles, fried chips, Tintin... you know that stuff
d) I have always dreamed of America
7 If you could do something adventurous, new and wild, what would it be?
a) I'd cycle around the world! With a tandem, with Margot Robbie right in front of me.
b) I've never been sky diving.
c) I would make a film – of myself, naked on the Eiffel Tower, sipping Heineken
d) I'd read a book.
8 How would you describe your childhood?
a) We were poor but happy.
b) I've been a bit spoiled.
c) I hardly remember, time flew by so quickly.
d) I was a very quiet kid, nobody even noticed me until I finished school best of my year.
9 Do you like underdogs?
a) Of course. Everybody does.
b) Losers, you mean?
c) I don't care as long as they have a fancy hairdo.
d) I only like cats.
10 One last question: What do you tell people why you watch cycling?
a) I don't have anything better to do. Okay, to avoid talking to my wife.
b) I love the pursuit of perfection, the scenery, Jasper Philipsen's butt, in short: the beauty of it all.
c) To be able to show off my knowledge on the cyclingnews forum
d) I am a racer myself and always enjoy learning from the best.