1. Kenny Van Hummel completes the Tour with a couple of top tens and one seriously close sprint for first
2. Davide Vigano's progress is generally stymied at Sky.
2a. During the Tour, Skysports watchers in Britain start to believe that someone called Mark Cavendish-Brailsford is in the lead.
3. On the Kappelmuur in the Tour of Flanders, following his disappointing fade towards the end of the race last year, Mungo Kurt, backed up by his friends, manages to continue to down the cans of Belgiums finest from 10 in the morning, right up to the highlights of the race on the news that night.
4. Fédrigo wins a semi classic, Voeckler wins a breakaway in Paris Nice. Rolland sneaks top 10 and second for the white jersey in TDF while Bonnet is third twice in sprints. Nevertheless, it is late September before there is an annoucement on sponsorship for Bouygues Telecom for 2011
5. Phil Ligett mistakes Zubeldia for Armstrong and Armstrong for Zubeldia in the Tour of California. Armstrong twitters about this. Ligett falls over himself to apologise. Armstrong twitters about this. Ligett offers to make a salad in redress. Armstrong twitters about this. Ligett buys some unstraight cucumbers leading to a disaster with the salad knife. Armstrong twitters about this. The accident leads to Paul Sherwen being partnered with Franky Andreu. Armstrong twitters about this. Lance works with Kenny V to complete the pavé in the early stages within the time limit. Armstrong twitters about this. Franky makes a snarky comment on Lance that may refer to drug taking. Armstrong twitters about this. Andreu publishes an apology. Armstrong twitters about this. French Police take Franky away for questioning. Armstrong twitters about this. Armstrong is woken at 04h20 the morning of the second Tourmalet stage for questioning by the same French police. Armstrong twitters about this. Armstrong is asked to provide DNA samples. Armstrong twitters about this. Armstrong is arrested. Armstrong twitters about this. Armstrong's rap sheet is released to the press. Armstrong twitters about this. Armstrong petitions that he be tried in his own country. Armstrong twitters about this. Armstrong receives this on condition that he accept a publically appointed defence. Armstrong twitters about this. Turns out Lemond has just completed lawschool, and has been called to the bar that very day. Armstrong does not twitter about this.