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Is there like a French día de los Inocentes I am unaware of with this Bol/Ballerini swap? This is some next level utter woke nonsense.

Van der Poel in the break, such a class rider. Always giving the fans excitement, love it. That's a true racer right there.

What do you mean? I just read from a qualified internet medic he is healthy and should have no problems racing, despite not fully being able to push the brakes. [[content deleted]]

Indeed. Your ''prediction'' that Jorgenson could win GC was the most Captain Obvious comment in this entire thread, but nice to know you do not know what sarcasm is.

How is he able to stand up straight without a spine? It's a miracle!

I declare Jonas Vingegaard archenemy of CN forum. What a wussie. Cadel Evans and Simon Gerrans had more character.

Complètement réveillé absurdité.

What team would be interested in 1). riding the peloton to shreds in 1,5 kilometers, and subsequently 2). ride it all the way to the line? I think there are no such teams. This is even in the hypothetical they are able to drop Milan like a stone, who, time and time again, has shown he can climb...

I hereby declare myself Alexis Brunel #1 fan.

No can do, that's harassment.

Lidl Trek won that in the corner.

You're in luck, I heard his gardener has a birthday sometime this year.

One of these two should've gone to Tirreno.

Vingegaard has now officially been barred from attacking in the mountains.

That climb, if we can even call it as such, on stage 3 is a big nothing. I'd be insanely surprised if Milan is dropped there. Only the first ~2 kilometers are worth noting, at about 8%. The other 16 are at an average gradient of about 1,7%.