Neither GreenEdge nor RadioShack will exist in 2013
Wiggins or Froome will win the Tour but the British media will see it as less significant than an Olympic Gold in the women's team pursuit.
Kolobnev will sell his grandmother to Vinokourov
Cavendish will name his daughter after all his teammates, ever
Txurruka will win a race (OK, maybe this one's a bit silly)
Hushovd will, at some stage, knock Gilbert out with a single punch
After millions of pounds of investment, CERN will report they have glimpsed the Hagen Boasson* in a finale of a monument
Valverde will flop worse than Mars Needs Moms
The Armstrong thread in 'the Clinic' will pass 20,000 posts despite nothing actually happening
The Garmin car will 'accidentally' crash into FdJ riders on no few than 10 occasions.
*Physics trivia - the Higgs Boson was thought up by six men, one of which was actually called Hagen. Had history turned out slightly differently, CERN could have genuinely been looking for a 'Boson Hagen'.