Christina Watches receive a shock invitation to the Tour de France which is led by Michael Rasmussen until the penultimate stage when he is disqualified for a new kind of blood doping involving injecting the blood of a chicken.
A Sky or Garmin rider, albeit not a big name test positive, provoking Astana directeur Vinokourov to slate Brailsford/Vaughters publicly over how their teams are run and threaten to join a breakaway league run by guru of clean cycling Tyler Hamilton.
And possibly the most unlikely of all, Euskaltel become a sprint/classics superteam with their new foreigners ripping up the sprints and a reformed Igor Anton winning Paris-Roubaix, causing Mark Cavendish to beg for a spot on the team for 2014 citing broken promises at Omega.
A Sky or Garmin rider, albeit not a big name test positive, provoking Astana directeur Vinokourov to slate Brailsford/Vaughters publicly over how their teams are run and threaten to join a breakaway league run by guru of clean cycling Tyler Hamilton.
And possibly the most unlikely of all, Euskaltel become a sprint/classics superteam with their new foreigners ripping up the sprints and a reformed Igor Anton winning Paris-Roubaix, causing Mark Cavendish to beg for a spot on the team for 2014 citing broken promises at Omega.