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Oi, @tobydawq! What the hell do you mean by that? :mad:
Not going to lie, I would have pegged this was the work of RedRick.

A better thread title could be "The Mentally Bored", following on from Shadows story from his work station.
That night shift life. 4.5 hours to go!
But that doesn't work if no one else is at work.

I'm a lover, not a fighter, so this sounds way too extreme for my liking.


In other news, Astana have confirmed that they will be sending a team of husbands to the 2021 Giro d'Italia - Enthusiastic Gay Men Edition.
That's what they all say till you surprise us with a Super Kick.

I prefer The Thread That Must Never End, Ran by a Bunch of Perfectly Sane People, but maybe that's a bit long. Nothing like Matteo Jorgenson's thread, though.
#Tobyduck's Wonderful Creation
 
Well the queen stage of the Tour de Romain (Bar)det. Today they race through his Back garden, and into the house. The finish is at the top of the house with the winner being the first one to open the skylight and reach the top of the roof. Being the one reaching the roof could play into race leader Marc Soler (Panel). The Movistar team will be sponsored by an ice cream company and therefore celebrated by eating a Marc Solero last night.

Tomorrow the race concludes with a Timed Trial. The Trial for what though you may ask? Romain Bardet is taking the organisers to court for letting the Peloton entering his house without prior permission.
 
Well the queen stage of the Tour de Romain (Bar)det. Today they race through his Back garden, and into the house. The finish is at the top of the house with the winner being the first one to open the skylight and reach the top of the roof. Being the one reaching the roof could play into race leader Marc Soler (Panel). The Movistar team will be sponsored by an ice cream company and therefore celebrated by eating a Marc Solero last night.

Tomorrow the race concludes with a Timed Trial. The Trial for what though you may ask? Romain Bardet is taking the organisers to court for letting the Peloton entering his house without prior permission.
Soler panel. Nice.
 
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Well the queen stage of the Tour de Romain (Bar)det. Today they race through his Back garden, and into the house. The finish is at the top of the house with the winner being the first one to open the skylight and reach the top of the roof. Being the one reaching the roof could play into race leader Marc Soler (Panel). The Movistar team will be sponsored by an ice cream company and therefore celebrated by eating a Marc Solero last night.

Tomorrow the race concludes with a Timed Trial. The Trial for what though you may ask? Romain Bardet is taking the organisers to court for letting the Peloton entering his house without prior permission.
I think it's only right that they honour him after Le Tour did the same to Pinot last year. Bardet should be proud of this!
I've also heard that he will be served a fresh Romain salad after the stage.
 
I'm copying my post from the Prediction thread because I feel I have to cast the net wider to reach the true cycling fan:
Remco to get an unassailable lead in stage 1 of the giro. Remco to attack so hard in stage 2 that he takes flight off course and gets dq'ed. During the flight, Remco knocks the trofeo senza fine into Nibali's bag.
Froome to wake up one morning in July and win the tour de france. Pog and Rog are reduced to sprinting for a stage win on the Champs.
Bala to announce he's never retiring, there's at least 1000 more top tens in him.
 
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