A coffee and a small Danish.

[topcat]

Denmark is the only country that has had stage winners in every PN since 2019. Time for them to rename it Paris-Danice?

Sean Kelly won Paris Nice 7 years in a row, so he should be awarded Denmark to do with as he wishes.

 

[rallybanana]

In honour of Pedersen, Cort Nielsen and Kragh Andersen it should be renamed

The race to the SEN

 

[Samu Cuenca]

Sean Kelly won Paris Nice 7 years in a row, so he should be awarded Denmark to do with as he wishes.

People already call him King Kelly, so why not?
I wouldn't mind giving the old monarchy until his death before it gets abolished.

 

[RedheadDane]

I quite like the idea of at least one Danish stage win in every French stage race.

 

[fmk_RoI]

Sean Kelly won Paris Nice 7 years in a row, so he should be awarded Denmark to do with as he wishes.

No need. We annexed that small corner of the Côte d'Azur that will forever Ireland be, the Col they call d'Èze. As well as Kelly's seven-year run of wins in the race between 1982 and 1988, between 1981 and 1989 it was always an Irish rider - Kelly (five times) or Roche (four times) - who won the final day TT on that little hill.

Who needs Denmark when you own a hill on the French Riviera? Property prices there probably mean you could buy Denmark, if you really wanted to.

 

[tobydawq]

Denmark is the only country that has had stage winners in every PN since 2019. Time for them to rename it Paris-Danice?

No.

 

[RedheadDane]

And now for a title I don't think anyone would want!

England's pothole capital revealed | Cycling Weekly

 

[lemon cheese cake]

And now for a title I don't think anyone would want!

England's pothole capital revealed | Cycling Weekly

I'm thinking about the photoshoot for the main picture. The photographer asks the cyclist "Please ride directly at that fairly large hole that is the right size for a wheel to fit in, and may cause you to have a puncture as well as crash and fall off."

 

[Samu Cuenca]

It could explain why Judd Trump became so good at snooker.

 

[Samu Cuenca]

Daniel Martínez may or may not be his son, but today I learned that Daniel Martin actually is the father of Guillaume

https://www.ouest-france.fr/normandie/sainte-honorine-la-chardonne-61430/saint-honorine-la-chardonne-un-gite-japonais-ouvre-dans-le-bocage-5a623998-a3cf-11ed-a69f-2485525f016c

 

[lemon cheese cake]

Daniel Martínez may or may not be his son, but today I learned that Daniel Martin actually is the father of Guillaume

https://www.ouest-france.fr/normandie/sainte-honorine-la-chardonne-61430/saint-honorine-la-chardonne-un-gite-japonais-ouvre-dans-le-bocage-5a623998-a3cf-11ed-a69f-2485525f016c

With this important information and Dan being the cousin of Nicolas Roche, and therefore Stephen being the great uncle of Guillaume, what is the relationship of them all to Remy Roch(as)e?

 

[Samu Cuenca]

With this important information and Dan being the cousin of Nicolas Roche, and therefore Stephen being the great uncle of Guillaume, what is the relationship of them all to Remy Roch(as)e?

The closest I got is that Rochas' GF is called Alice, and if he lives next door to her, then that could lead us to Chris Norman. Guillaume grew up in Norman-dy, Norman co-wrote Kevin Keegan's minor hit single, and since Keegan has Irish ancestry, there might have been some kind of naughty interaction between someone from his family and one from the Roche dynasty many years ago. Also referring back to the Smokie song, Alexis Roche, Stephen's other son, is currently 24 years old.

 

[RedheadDane]

I'm going to be boring, and assume that G. Martin's father just happens to be called Daniel, but isn't actully the Daniel Martin.
And I'm guessing his mother's name being 'Guyonnet' would explain where that name came from in the graphics today. Though, it wouldn't explain why it was included. Do the graphics people at TA think French name work like Spanish names, with both the father's and the mother's name? Or has he actually officially added it?

 

[Samu Cuenca]

I'm going to be boring, and assume that G. Martin's father just happens to be called Daniel, but isn't actully the Daniel Martin.
And I'm guessing his mother's name being 'Guyonnet' would explain where that name came from in the graphics today. Though, it wouldn't explain why it was included. Do the graphics people at TA think French name work like Spanish names, with both the father's and the mother's name? Or has he actually officially added it?

I can't remember seeing it before either, but according to the UCI website, it appears to be his official name now.

 

[RedheadDane]

I can't remember seeing it before either, but according to the UCI website, it appears to be his official name now.

Definitely wouldn't surprise me if he's the kind of person who'd want to include both his parents' names.

 

[Armchair Cyclist]

I was watching without commentary, and trying to work out who thetrying to work out who the Spanish Martin (or Martín) was.

 

[RedheadDane]

Alright, everyone! It's time for a quiz, and there will be a prize!

According the the UCI, which of the following situations depict something that should not occur in a bike race?

A:

B:

 

[nightowl]

Alright, everyone! It's time for a quiz, and there will be a prize!

According the the UCI, which of the following situations depict something that should not occur in a bike race?

A:

B:

I only see evidence of a crash in one of these pictures, clearly they’re just doing their best to make the sport safer

 

[Samu Cuenca]

Alright, everyone! It's time for a quiz, and there will be a prize!

According the the UCI, which of the following situations depict something that should not occur in a bike race?

A:

B:

Bananas and kiwis.

 

[tobydawq]

Alright, everyone! It's time for a quiz, and there will be a prize!

According the the UCI, which of the following situations depict something that should not occur in a bike race?

A:

B:

Number one.

What is my prize?

 

[RedheadDane]

I only see evidence of a crash in one of these pictures, clearly they’re just doing their best to make the sport safer

Now that would be a conspiracy theory: The monitor acted like a magnet, and caused her to crash!

Bananas and kiwis.

Sorry, those are not the possible answers.
And also, don't give the UCI ideas! Who know what they'll ban next...?

Number one.

What is my prize?

It's "A" not "Number one".
But you answered correctly, so here's your prize:

 

[tobydawq]

Now that would be a conspiracy theory: The monitor acted like a magnet, and caused her to crash!



Sorry, those are not the possible answers.
And also, don't give the UCI ideas! Who know what they'll ban next...?



It's "A" not "Number one".
But you answered correctly, so here's your prize:

That's a lame prize. I get free coffee at work. I want something else.

 

[memyselfandI]

That's a lame prize. I get free coffee at work. I want something else.

Todays offer!

Steak and Blowjob Day - Wikipedia

 

[RedheadDane]

That's a lame prize. I get free coffee at work. I want something else.

Well, you're not getting any cake!



Better?

 

[tobydawq]

Well, you're not getting any cake!



Better?

What is that? Some rice and a walnut in a bowl?