A coffee and a small Danish.

[GenericBoonenFan]

Yes, but she has by now made appearances in a lot of different tv programs. She has also allegedly earned a fortune selling water bottles made in China.

Hustlers gotta hustle

 

[Wyndbrook]

Hustlers gotta hustle

Selling them to Visma?

 

[rallybanana]

His mother-in-law had a Greenlandic father, but she only discovered that a few years ago.

Huh? I'd have imagined that it had always been obvious that she had Inuit inheritance.

When she found out she exclaimed "I nu it"

 

[Samu Cuenca]

When she found out she exclaimed "I nu it"

That's one ugly, horrible pun. I wish I had thought of it.

 

[GenericBoonenFan]

Random thought: Adria Mobil is probably the most underrated team in all of cycling. The amount of talent they brought to the World Tour from their small team is impressive and the fact that they fish from such a small pool over there in Slovenia makes it even more impressive.

Brajkovic
Spilak
Kiserlovski
Bole
Robert Vrecer
Kump
Marco Haller
Durasek
Roglic
Novak
Dusan Rajovic
Gal Glivar

I don't think I'll ever cop myself a camper or mobilhome but if I have to, I might be looking at a Slovenian build one.

 

[Rob5091]

How's it going for the Danish Zebra, that's been on the run since Wednesday?

 

[Samu Cuenca]

How's it going for the Danish Zebra, that's been on the run since Wednesday?

Someone found it trying to mingle with some cows yesterday, and it's now been returned home.

 

[RedheadDane]

I didn't even know there'd been a zebra on the run... I briefly zapped into a news show the other day, but I think I decided that the journalist probably didn't actually talk about a zebra, and it was just my brain that had gotten a little foggy from the illness and lack of sleep...

Guess we'll have to make an update of the song now...

 

[GenericBoonenFan]

I didn't even know there'd been a zebra on the run... I briefly zapped into a news show the other day, but I think I decided that the journalist probably didn't actually talk about a zebra, and it was just my brain that had gotten a little foggy from the illness and lack of sleep...

Guess we'll have to make an update of the song now...

Wait, which song?
There's a Danish zebra song?
And is it better than the Belgian song about an escaped monkey? (partially sung by an Irish bobtail?)

 

[tobydawq]

Wait, which song?
There's a Danish zebra song?
And is it better than the Belgian song about an escaped monkey? (partially sung by an Irish bobtail?)

There's a Danish song about a kangaroo on the run (jump). Maybe that's what she's referring to.

 

[RedheadDane]

There's a Danish song about a kangaroo on the run (jump). Maybe that's what she's referring to.

Exactly!

 

[Samu Cuenca]

Apparently there is now a kangaroo on the loose in Denmark.

 

[RedheadDane]

Apparently there is now a kangaroo on the loose in Denmark.

I just googled... several results, none of the completely new.
Is escaping kangaroos just a thing?

 

[Samu Cuenca]

I just googled... several results, none of the completely new.
Is escaping kangaroos just a thing?

Someone spotted one today and then it was announced it has been missing from its owner for two weeks.

I assume it's a common thing (in Denmark and other places), why else would they have written that song in the first place?

 

[GenericBoonenFan]

Someone spotted one today and then it was announced it has been missing from its owner for two weeks.

I assume it's a common thing (in Denmark and other places), why else would they have written that song in the first place?

I assume people keep forgetting those things jump higher than sheep and/or goats.

 

[RedheadDane]

I assume people keep forgetting those things jump higher than sheep and/or goats.

Which, honestly, is a bit stupid. Considering that jumping is literally their Thing!
It's what they do.

Kangaroos... not people...

 

[Samu Cuenca]

Which, honestly, is a bit stupid. Considering that jumping is literally their Thing!
It's what they do.

Kangaroos... not people...

They're also known for carrying their offspring in pouches. People, not kangaroos

 

[tobydawq]

Which, honestly, is a bit stupid. Considering that jumping is literally their Thing!
It's what they do.

Kangaroos... not people...

I thought their thing was boxing.

 

[GenericBoonenFan]

They're also known for carrying their offspring in pouches. People, not kangaroos

Biologically speaking they also have five legs rather than four legs and a tail. People, not kangaroos

They also have three vaginas

 

[topcat]

Apparently there is now a kangaroo on the loose in Denmark.

There are some Danish on the loose in this forum.

 

[RedheadDane]

@Armchair Cyclist. Is this what you meant - down in the "About the Forum" section - by "Spam Attack"?

 

[AmRacer]

View: https://youtu.be/anwy2MPT5RE?feature=shared

 

[Netserk]

@Armchair Cyclist. Is this what you meant - down in the "About the Forum" section - by "Spam Attack"?

I doubt it got near the record.

It f*cking was. 374 threads since tonight.

 

[RedheadDane]

Yesterday, there were 7 UCI races.
Not two of them were won by riders of the same country:

Omloop (M): Norway
Omloop (W): Belgium
Ardéche: France
Camiño (stage): Guatemala
Rwanda (stage): Eritrea
Aegan (stage): Italy
San Vicente: Spain

 

[tobydawq]

Yesterday, there were 7 UCI races.
Not two of them were won by riders of the same country:

Omloop (M): Norway
Omloop (W): Belgium
Ardéche: France
Camiño (stage): Guatemala
Rwanda (stage): Eritrea
Aegan (stage): Italy
San Vicente: Spain

Is that unusual?