A coffee and a small Danish.

[RedheadDane]

Is that unusual?

Dunno, just thought it was funny.

But mostly the fact that one of those countries is Guatemala. Now, that is definitely unusual.

 

[tobydawq]

Dunno, just thought it was funny.

But mostly the fact that one of those countries is Guatemala. Now, that is definitely unusual.

Yeah, sure. But for the rest, it should have been from seven different continents to make me bat an eyelid.

 

[RedheadDane]

Yeah, sure. But for the rest, it should have been from seven different continents to make me bat an eyelid.

That would require a guy like Sivakov to have won.

 

[Netserk]

That would require a guy like Sivakov to have won.

He is European. (Both os his parents are also European)

 

[tobydawq]

That would require a guy like Sivakov to have won.

It would require someone from Antarctica to win.

 

[RedheadDane]

I may have just assumed that Toby was talking about seven different countries.
And in order for six races to have winners from seven different countries, one of them would have needed to have been someone like Sivakov, or D. Van der Tuuk, or someone else who've changed nationality.

 

[RedheadDane]

According to the schedule on TV2.dk, they'll show both the men's and the women's P-R on April 12th.

I guess all of us Danes - who are apparently going to become time travellers - will just have to promise not to spoil anything.

 

[Samu Cuenca]

I've heard a rumour that Van Aert started his day with a coffee in a small Danish couch.

 

[RedheadDane]

I've heard a rumour that Van Aert started his day with a coffee in a small Danish couch.

You started that rumour.

 

[RedheadDane]

Visma winning the Women's Paris-Roubaix.
Trek winning the U23 (men's) Paris-Roubaix.
Deceuninck winning the Men's Paris Roubaix.

Of course, personally I think Norsgaard staying away yesterday, and Mads P. winning the Men's race today would have been perfect.

 

[Samu Cuenca]

Two rappers called Mas and TT will apparently be performing on the same day at a music festival in Århus. I assume their fandoms don't overlap.

 

[RedheadDane]

Hey, @ChasingPotatoes, serious question, or maybe not that serious.
Are you, secretly, Toms Skujins?

 

[ChasingPotatoes]

Hey, @ChasingPotatoes, serious question, or maybe not that serious.
Are you, secretly, Toms Skujins?

If I would be, secretly, Toms Skuijns, you wouldn't know, as it would be, ... secretly!

 

[RedheadDane]

Everyone's favourite rider!

CQ Ranking - no result

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He even got 25 points in Turkey today.

 

[Finn84]

I tend to read five pages on each thread on one day, apart from race threads where I look entire one if it's interesting.

I'm currently 70 pages behind in Pogacar thread.

 

[RedheadDane]

Okay, I've had a thought:

All races should have their on-screen graphics in the local languages.
Public Service; language lessons for everyone!

 

[Armchair Cyclist]

Okay, I've had a thought:

All races should have their on-screen graphics in the local languages.
Public Service; language lessons for everyone!

My entire knowledge of Dutch is derived from such captions. I'm still waiting for the chance to slip achtervolgers into everyday conversation.

 

[RedheadDane]

Suggestion!
@Armchair Cyclist, @armchairclimber, and @AnotherArmChair (Team Armchair)
Vs
@red_flanders, @Red Rick, and Yours Truly (Team Red).

We meet at dawn!

 

[Red Rick]

Suggestion!
@Armchair Cyclist, @armchairclimber, and @AnotherArmChair (Team Armchair)
Vs
@red_flanders, @Red Rick, and Yours Truly (Team Red).

We meet at dawn!

At dawn, when the sun shines Red. It shall announce our impending victory

Spoiler

in what I assume shall be a pleasant argument.

 

[Armchair Cyclist]

Dawn's a bit early for me, especially at this time of year. Does 10:30 work for you?

 

[RedheadDane]

Dawn's a bit early for me, especially at this time of year. Does 10:30 work for you?

10:30 in one place is dawn somewhere else.

 

[armchairclimber]

Sorry, 10.30 I am looking down the back of the armchair cushions for small change.

 

[AnotherArmChair]

and at 10.30 I am looking down the back another armchair for lost cash

P.S. Armchairs are poor

 

[Samu Cuenca]

What is the reason for this sudden urge to be violent @RedheadDane? This doesn't seem like your thing.

Also the user @123456789 seems more like your natural enemy.

 

[QueenStagiaire]

What is the reason for this sudden urge to be violent @RedheadDane? This doesn't seem like your thing.

Also the user @123456789 seems more like your natural enemy.

She‘s a viking.