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[Anonymous]

EbH - VAGABOND'S DENSE HALO

and a couple of girls

DIZZIEST MATERIAL

ON RAW SLASH

TRIM LUNACY

and

NIPPLELESS RAID

 

[Libertine Seguros]

EbH - VAGABOND'S DENSE HALO

and a couple of girls

DIZZIEST MATERIAL

ON RAW SLASH

TRIM LUNACY

and

NIPPLELESS RAID

If we're doing women too, I submit:

INVENT A MAUVE KENNEL
IRRITATE AZURE GIN
A HARSH FINANCE SCAN
ANY ALKALI GAZEBOS
IT RAINS A MEATBALL
and our world champion
I GO IN BI OR RAZING

 

[Granville57]

Katie Compton = Packet Motion

 

[Granville57]

Floyd Landis = Sadly Fold In

 

[Michielveedeebee]

Oh, this one was just too easy:

Pat McQuaid = Quit, Madcap!

Divine man, just divine

 

[Granville57]

This is ruining my life...

Cadel Evans = Saved. Clean. (for ACF94)

Fumiyuki Beppu = If up, bike up. Yum!

Michael Barry = Rich, able army

Gregory Rast = Arty egos. Grr!

Andreas Klöden = Naked Slander

Carlos Sastre = Sorest Rascal

Juan Antonio Flecha = Aha! A junction felon!

 

[RedheadDane]

Just in case any of you were wondering what teams they are really riding on!

AG2R La Mondiale: AN IDEAL GLAMOR

BMC Racing Team: MET 'N' MAGIC CRAB

Euskaltel-Euskadi: ELITE SKULK AS A DUE

HTC-Highroad: HOG HARD ITCH

Katusha Team: AHA! SMUT TAKE

Lampre - ISD: PRIME LADS

Leopard Trek: DARK TO LEPER

Liquigas-Cannondale: ON A SQUALID CLEANING

Movistar Team: I AM SMART VOTE

Omega Pharma-Lotto: GAME, AMORAL HOTPOT

Pro Team Astana: APEMAN AS TO RAT

Quickstep Cycling Team: CYCLIC, TEMPTING SQUEAK

Rabobank Cycling Team: ACT MACABRELY BONKING

Saxo Bank Sungard: DRUNK BOX AS AS NAG

Sky Procycling: CRY SICKLY PONG

Team Garmin-Cervelo: MEGALOMANIC REVERT

Team RadioShack: I'M A HACKER'S TOAD

Vacansoleil-DCM Pro Cycling Team: COMPACTLY DISCOVER NAME-CALLING

 

[Granville57]

Still watching my life drain away...

But how do our beloved boys and girls of cycling get around?

Cervelo, Specialized, Trek = Sleazier clever dick poet

Pinarello, Bianchi = Oh, pain. Brilliance!

Campagnolo, Shimano, Sram = Moan as glamor champions

Bontrager, Mavic, Zipp = Brazen Pig Vomit. Crap!

Assos, Rapha, Castelli = A harlot’s special ass

 

[RedheadDane]

Time for some GTs

In May riders gather for the LAG AIR IDIOT

Then, in July, it's time for the huge RUDE OF NECTAR

And finally, in September, time is up for the EVALUATE AS PAN

 

[Granville57]

I was just getting to the locations!

California, Australia = An artificial arousal

The Amgen Tour of California = Intimate off-color harangue

Belgium, France, Italy = Magically fine brute

Benidorm, Verín, Madrid = I’m modern, driven, rabid!

 

[Cobblestoned]

SO DECENT BLOB posts JAIL 'N' LURCH now

omg

 

[RedheadDane]

Some more races. But this time I'm not gonna tell you which ones!

IS A PRINCE

RIOT IN ERADICATOR

NEVER! DARN! ON VANDAL

UP OR I SIX ARAB

GLADSOME, RECTAL

WELL OF AN ACE HELL

ABLE EGOIST NEGLIGEE

 

[Captain_Cavman]

Alberto Contador beat road control.

 

[craig1985]

Why can't i stop laughing

btw, you may want to try these (even if offtopic but these are just too awesome to omit):

William Jefferson Clinton
Hillary Rodham Clinton
United States Of America
Russian Federation
Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin

Brilliant. Some more:

Barack Obama is: ABACK A RAMBO
Sarah Palin: A SHARP NAIL
Scott Socal: CLOTS COAST
rxgqgxnyfz: ZN XQ FRY X GG
Libertine Seguros: SO TERRIBLE GENIUS
Mine is (using my surname): GAS RICH LAW
Homer Simpson: SIN, MESOMORPH
Peter Griffin: IF PERT FRINGE
Australia: A TRIAL USA
Roberto Heras: ABHORRER TOES
Germany: MY ANGER

 

[craig1985]

I was just getting to the locations!

California, Australia = An artificial arousal

The Amgen Tour of California = Intimate off-color harangue

Belgium, France, Italy = Magically fine brute

Benidorm, Verín, Madrid = I’m modern, driven, rabid!

Lol, got some spare time have we?

 

[craig1985]

And finally:

AMOK LAME BLUE
MAKE OUT THE ABLER GLEAM

Hint: He rides for Rabobank.

 

[Captain_Cavman]

It's quite uncanny, but The Great Bauke Mollema => Bumhole leakage matter.

 

[Granville57]

Lol, got some spare time have we?

I'm think I'm all tapped out for today.

Clues only now.

Two CN mods. Oddly, they seem to go together.

Tartness of a champion

Serene sweats. Yum!

 

[Michielveedeebee]

I'm think I'm all tapped out for today.

Clues only now.

Two CN mods. Oddly, they seem to go together.

Tartness of a champion

Serene sweats. Yum!

Susan Westemeyer = Serene sweats. Yum
Tartness of a champion= Dunno

 

[RedheadDane]

I suggest that we from now on refer to this site as

CYNIC GEM CLOWNS

 

[Granville57]

I suggest that we from now on refer to this site as

CYNIC GEM CLOWNS

or

Scenic Clown Gym

 

[Granville57]

I want my life back!

Some more races. But this time I'm not gonna tell you which ones!

IS A PRINCE = Paris Nice

RIOT IN ERADICATOR = Tirreno Adriatico

NEVER! DARN! ONE VANDAL = Ronde Van Vlaanderen

UP OR I SIX ARAB = Paris Roubaix

GLADSOME, RECTAL = Amstel Gold Race

WELL OF AN ACE HELL = La Fleche Wallone

ABLE EGOIST NEGLIGEE = Liege Bastogne Liege

 

[RedheadDane]

Ok... so I forgot an e in Vlanderen. But I was determinded to use the Belgian name. (And I was actually a bit in doubt as to the number of as)

 

[Michielveedeebee]

Ok... so I forgot an e in Vlanderen. But I was determinded to use the Belgian name. (And I was actually a bit in doubt as to the number of as)

VlaAnderen

 

[RedheadDane]

Yeah... you guys do have a weird language!

Which race apparently make people throw some ODD TANTRUMS PRANK(s)?