Beasts on bikes

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boomcie said:
Not entirely correct.
From the top of my head:

I remember that time when I wanted to insert a midget into a blue whale's v@g!na and let it please her from the inside.

Or that one time when I bought a house and made it into a cat brothel.

Or when I was a kid and acquired a boa constrictor with a saddle to slither me to school.

My best ideas are mostly animal related. Some of these ended quite badly.

Make sure to stay on topic.
 
boomcie said:
Not entirely correct.
From the top of my head:

I remember that time when I wanted to insert a midget into a blue whale's v@g!na and let it please her from the inside.

Or that one time when I bought a house and made it into a cat brothel.

Or when I was a kid and acquired a boa constrictor with a saddle to slither me to school.

My best ideas are mostly animal related. Some of these ended quite badly.

im sure Amster meant, that it was the most amusing idea youve ever had on the forum.

I mean its not like he knows what people are like outside of the forum.

Though those of us who spent much of last season in the racing threads know that you have had some very amusing ideas.

Though I wouldnt rank the above post that high.
 
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Amsterhammer said:
Probably the most amusing idea boomcie has ever had.

I think this one was even better
http://forum.cyclingnews.com/showthread.php?t=16558


Just to stay on topic:
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By the way, anyone else not seeing a few pictures on first page (posted by Zam), or is my firewall being all gay again?
 
Jan 22, 2011
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Text reads: "There's nothing about this in the rulebook, so whatever is not prohibited is permitted"
 
Feb 15, 2011
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The beast isn't strictly on the bike, but this shot was so pretty I couldn't leave it out.