Best Signature/s On The Forum?

[gregrowlerson]

We have a thread discussing the best avatars, but I haven't seen one for the signatures.

I haven't put much thought into this, But I like RedheadDane's one:

"I'm totally mental. I'm mad as a bird. I am Gingerviking!"

It just cracks me up

 

[The Hitch]

I quite like yours for obvious reasons

 

[pedaling squares]

The best signature is currently mewmewmew13, who credits krebs303 with designing a photo of a strange couple doing coordinated leg lifts.

 

[krebs303]

The best signature is currently mewmewmew13, who credits krebs303 with designing a photo of a strange couple doing coordinated leg lifts.

That's Jack LaLane

 

[craig1985]

I don't mind the Zomegnan quote in your sig Hitch.

 

[mewmewmew13]

That's Jack LaLane

LOL!!
don't worry krebs...I'll get back to your cool hand designed personal avatar...I'm just in a fiesty mood and am acting out!

I am in need of pro racing season to get here.

 

[Thomsena]

This is the best signature on this forum:

"How does Kim Kardashian trim her waist but not her best asse..

Oh, wait. Sorry - was reading the new forum ads again...

 

[richtea]

^ should have left out the last sentence

 

[The Hitch]

I remember someone (might not be on forum anymore) had a signature quoting Jens and his disapointment at not being able to defend his title at the GP Jens Voigt (aka Criterium International).

I cant remember it word for word but basically Jens said that hell apply for a UCI team licence and he doesnt need a team, or something to that effect.

 

[mewmewmew13]

craig your sig is pretty respectable.

I'm liking the avatar shifting that's happening all around here.

 

[gregrowlerson]

I quite like yours for obvious reasons

There are plenty of Hitch fanboys around. I'm just willing to come out of the closet

 

[RedheadDane]

We have a thread discussing the best avatars, but I haven't seen one for the signatures.

I haven't put much thought into this, But I like RedheadDane's one:

"I'm totally mental. I'm mad as a bird. I am Gingerviking!"

It just cracks me up

I'm glad you're amused!

I like craig1985 and his remembrance signature.

This!

Though your own is quite nice too.

 

[Magnus]

I remember someone (might not be on forum anymore) had a signature quoting Jens and his disapointment at not being able to defend his title at the GP Jens Voigt (aka Criterium International).

I cant remember it word for word but basically Jens said that hell apply for a UCI team licence and he doesnt need a team, or something to that effect.

It was something like

Kim Andersen: Jens we're not gonna send a team to CI this year.
Jens: It's ok I don't need a team to win. In the first stage I'll just hide in the peloton. In the second I'll go in a break and then there's the itt.
KA: That's a good plan but you have to be 6 riders in order to start the race.
J: Then I'll just have to apply for an individual licence.

Don't remember who had it though (but if I'm not mistaken it was a 'nordic', maybe Christian).

 

[Archibald]

wonderlance's link to a certain dubious ride was either just blind fanboy-ism or a genius p1sstake

 

[Kvinto]

A year ago, somebody (can't remember precisely but it seems to me it was TeamSkyFans) had a sig with something like 'proud recipient of a middle finger from the Radioshark teamcar in Paris'... or maybe London, i can't recollect but it is/was the best sig i've ever seen here.

 

[The Hitch]

There was also a poster who had the eyes on darfur website as their sig.

http://www.eyesondarfur.org/

Massive respect for that.

It was something like

Kim Andersen: Jens we're not gonna send a team to CI this year.
Jens: It's ok I don't need a team to win. In the first stage I'll just hide in the peloton. In the second I'll go in a break and then there's the itt.
KA: That's a good plan but you have to be 6 riders in order to start the race.
J: Then I'll just have to apply for an individual licence.

Don't remember who had it though (but if I'm not mistaken it was a 'nordic', maybe Christian).

Yeah, it was Christian, you are right. Thanks for the text.

A year ago, somebody (can't remember precisely but it seems to me it was TeamSkyFans) had a sig with something like 'proud recipient of a middle finger from the Radioshark teamcar in Paris'... or maybe London, i can't recollect but it is/was the best sig i've ever seen here.

Yep, that was TSF.

Which reminds me of when TSF said that if Thomas isnt in the Tour squad, he (Dim) will ride a girls bike down the champs elysee naked, and someone else put that into their sig with the words - saved, just in case.

wonderlance's link to a certain dubious ride was either just blind fanboy-ism or a genius p1sstake

Ah yes, you are right. It was Sestrieres 1999, but with the words - cleanest performance in cycling. Coming during the Lance wars of May- July 2010 it was pure genius.

Cleanest performance in cycling

Oone of the best sigs in history

 

[Zam_Olyas]

El Imbatido's where he quote wallace is just tremendous for a sig

Originally Posted by Wallace
In Lance's prime, you could take all the drugs you wanted, whenever you wanted. Ah, those were the days... If you put Contador on the program Lance was on in his prime, it would be like watching a bicycle duct-taped to the space shuttle go up the alps. You have to factor all that in when figuring out which one is the most talented

 

[42x16ss]

wonderlance's link to a certain dubious ride was either just blind fanboy-ism or a genius p1sstake

The latter

The guy was a comedic genius. Once someone (TFF?) asked him how he came up with his pro-Lance material. His response was simply:

Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V.

His disappearance from these forums is the only downside I can find to LA retiring....

 

[craig1985]

Wonderlance's response to TFF's (bang the hooker of excellence) is one of the greatest exchanges and comebacks in the forum's history.

 

[Altitude]

There was one poster whose signature was quoting another poster (can't remember either one's name) - anyways it read something along the lines of:

"Apparently Andy Schleck stores his blood not in plastic blood bags but in old beer bottles"

I always though that was funny sh!t.

 

[The Hitch]

El Imbatido's where he quote wallace is just tremendous for a sig

Originally Posted by Wallace
In Lance's prime, you could take all the drugs you wanted, whenever you wanted. Ah, those were the days... If you put Contador on the program Lance was on in his prime, it would be like watching a bicycle duct-taped to the space shuttle go up the alps. You have to factor all that in when figuring out which one is the most talented

You are right. Wallace comes up with some of the best quips.

The latter

The guy was a comedic genius. Once someone (TFF?) asked him how he came up with his pro-Lance material. His response was simply:

Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V.

His disappearance from these forums is the only downside I can find to LA retiring....

lol never saw that one but its hillarious. Even by WL's standards that has to rate as one of the best.

 

[nobilis]

I remember there was a signature quoting also Jens Voigt regarding coffee.
It was something like that. "More is better" Jens Voigt regarding coffee.

 

[Christian]

I didn't see exactly what happened because I was a bit behind. (originally posted by Lance Armstrong)

funniest one IMO

 

[RedheadDane]

I remember there was a signature quoting also Jens Voigt regarding coffee.
It was something like that. "More is better" Jens Voigt regarding coffee.

That was me... waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay back when I first joined...

 

[nobilis]

That was me... waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay back when I first joined...

yeah now i remember! Well i think that was funny.