Caffeine bombshell

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kelvedon wonder said:
Can I just say as a health professional that the Daily Mail are utter pants on health matters. There is nothing that makes my hackles rise quicker than someone turning up in my clinics clutching a piece of poorly reported, unpublished 'research' in their sweaty mitt.
The stuff they did on the MMR was nothing short of scandalous. If you want more information, go here :www.badscience.net

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You sir, obviously have no idea what you are talking about. The quality and validity of the study has already been attested to:

Prodigy said:
The study is by proper qualified professionals, and 20 people is more than many other medical trials I have seen, so I wouldn't ignore it. It's information that must be noted, but of course with caution.

It's careful to say that in the long term caffeine is still good for the heart because of the other properties. But I'm just interested in the short term effects on performance. It has been thought that caffeine is a sports aid. Maybe the extra concentration overrides the possible cardio issues, I don't know.

When Prodigy returns in his alter-ego du jour, I'm sure he'll be happy to set you straight.
 
Hugh Januss said:
The OP of this thread has been banned (again) so the thread is no longer about caffeine it is about redheads, please stay on topic.

My bad.

My vote goes to Lauren Holly...

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ravens

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JessyBurke said:
Not entirely true. Max intake of cups per day is 3 cups. But just like everything else, too much of anything can be dangerous.

Jessy
I have a totally off topic question for you that belongs in a PM rather than an open forum.

when you post that photo as an avatar, my supposition is that is a pic of you and that other people will as well.

So what is your Private message count up to per day?

(just to be clear I am a hap--.... errr I am a married man who is simply curious when an attractive female pops up in a forum that is probably 98% male.)
 
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ravens said:
Jessy
I have a totally off topic question for you that belongs in a PM rather than an open forum.

when you post that photo as an avatar, my supposition is that is a pic of you and that other people will as well.

So what is your Private message count up to per day?

(just to be clear I am a hap--.... errr I am a married man who is simply curious when an attractive female pops up in a forum that is probably 98% male.)

Good God this is the Clinic for goodness sake not Eharmony.:rolleyes:
 

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krebs303 said:
Good God this is the Clinic for goodness sake not Eharmony.:rolleyes:

I am just curious. For all we know, the person who put that avatar up is a male.

My curiosity is what the heck kind of bombardment anyone who the red blooded guys think is a female will get.

It's more like I pity the women in the forum for having to deal with the come ons than anything else, not that they don't appreciate the attention, but after a while....
 

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BikeCentric said:
People PLEASE get this thread back on topic:

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You see - this is why I would argue that Red Heads need to be banned by WADA - far more dangerous than caffeine.

We have all experimented with Blonde's, Brunettes, Dark Haired - all are fantastic products that I have found satisfying results from.

However - imo Red Heads pose the most serious risk.

We have all heard about PEDs (Performance Enhancing Drugs) but the results from my own personal experience with REDs (Redheads Extremely, Delicious & Sexual) are far more dangerous.... you start out just to experiment - but you quickly find the results satisfying and rewarding.

You then realize the need that to make the product work to its optimum you need to indulge in often risky practices like buying flowers, wine, dining out and romantic getaways. (the latter is an expensive option - however the results are rewarding)

And indeed, I have also heard tragic tales from some who have had to use 'recovery products', like Viagra and Cialis so they can maximize the benefits of REDS.

WADA & the UCI need to ban all forms of REDS.
 
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I think it is time that the moderators stepped in.

This thread had drifted off topic, and the 'Babes on Bikes' one has stalled.

Clearly there is a need for a combined thread titled something like

'Redheads on Bikes, reading the Daily mail and drinking coffee'

Sadly my private collection has nothing suitable, so I will have to rely on Scott to kick start the process. ;)
 

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Dr. Maserati said:
You see - this is why I would argue that Red Heads need to be banned by WADA - far more dangerous than caffeine.

We have all experimented with Blonde's, Brunettes, Dark Haired - all are fantastic products that I have found satisfying results from.

However - imo Red Heads pose the most serious risk.

We have all heard about PEDs (Performance Enhancing Drugs) but the results from my own personal experience with REDs (Redheads Extremely, Delicious & Sexual) are far more dangerous.... you start out just to experiment - but you quickly find the results satisfying and rewarding.

You then realize the need that to make the product work to its optimum you need to indulge in often risky practices like buying flowers, wine, dining out and romantic getaways. (the latter is an expensive option - however the results are rewarding)

And indeed, I have also heard tragic tales from some who have had to use 'recovery products', like Viagra and Cialis so they can maximize the benefits of REDS.

WADA & the UCI need to ban all forms of REDS.

The risk is that the same dose you took last time with redheads could be fatal THIS time.

The rest are more predictable.

And in the long term, they are all at worst, fatal, and at the very least going to turn you into a bankrupt raving lunatic.

Had a particularly nasty bout of marriage with a particular brunette tonight. Had to go for an hour and a half walk just to settle my nerves. If she was a redhead, I may have ended up in jail.

As Sam Kinison said: Thanks for the big Menu, God! It's either women or s-ck a big d!-k. (Apologies to any non-hetero's reading this, but Kinison was hilarious. A Tragic loss.)
 
ravens said:
Jessy
I have a totally off topic question for you that belongs in a PM rather than an open forum.

when you post that photo as an avatar, my supposition is that is a pic of you and that other people will as well.

So what is your Private message count up to per day?

(just to be clear I am a hap--.... errr I am a married man who is simply curious when an attractive female pops up in a forum that is probably 98% male.)

Just for fun there Ravens, you should Google Jessy's name. Seems to be one of the most faked names out there :p
 
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davidg said:
I think it is time that the moderators stepped in.

This thread had drifted off topic, and the 'Babes on Bikes' one has stalled.

Clearly there is a need for a combined thread titled something like

'Redheads on Bikes, reading the Daily mail and drinking coffee'

Sadly my private collection has nothing suitable, so I will have to rely on Scott to kick start the process. ;)


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ravens said:
The risk is that the same dose you took last time with redheads could be fatal THIS time.

The rest are more predictable.

And in the long term, they are all at worst, fatal, and at the very least going to turn you into a bankrupt raving lunatic.

Had a particularly nasty bout of marriage with a particular brunette tonight. Had to go for an hour and a half walk just to settle my nerves. If she was a redhead, I may have ended up in jail.

As Sam Kinison said: Thanks for the big Menu, God! It's either women or s-ck a big d!-k. (Apologies to any non-hetero's reading this, but Kinison was hilarious. A Tragic loss.)
the screamer. i loved his rant about the middle east.
http://www.samkinison.org/Site/Quotes/index.htm