"It is windy and Froomes girlfriend sent me a bad text and the lads like him more and this flavor doesnt suit my favorite bottle and the pressure in my tires is too high.....my chamois is cold and I'm taking this bottle and going home"
Geert Leinders: "Are you sure guys that no one spotted me? I'm fuccin panicking here..."
Salvatore Puccio: "Relax Santa...Damn, my idea was pure brilliant hahaha"