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[the student]

those horizontal stripes make you look fat...

at least i blend in with the zebras so u wont notice me go by...

 

[craig1985]

So this is where my life has taken me, riding a non-UCI event in the South Island of New Zealand, in this **** weather. GTFO Lance.

 

[craig1985]

Chicken: I was the real winner of the 2007 Tour de France.
Bertie: Cool story bro.

 

[pedaling squares]

"Why aren't we getting close to Fabian? Dude, some skinny Aussie gave him like 30 bananas and 50 dates for lunch. Brother smells NASTY!"

 

[luigiV]

Inspired by Lance, a young athlete helps raise awareness of gastroenteritis.

fuuuuuck i ran to the getaway car but it wasnt there so i droped the money and kept running.....but **** i was scared ****less!!

 

[42x16ss]

Chicken: Don't worry Alberto, Your time will come.
Bertie: Sorry Michael, what did you say?
Chicken: Oh, nothing. Hey it's a rest day tomorrow, why don't you try the steak?

 

[42x16ss]

Hey guys! Did you HAVE to pre shrink the jersey for Levi BEFORE the race?!?!

 

[craig1985]

Andy: Are there any beers back on the beach Fränk?
Fränk: Where is your hand and why do you have a grin on your face?

 

[craig1985]

Jurgen van den Broeck: White skin? Sunburn? And no, I'm not English...

 

[the student]

Haha... pretty girl he... beat that andy schleck

 

[insideout leadout]

"Lucky Lotto rider some might say? But to tell you the truth Im a bit ashamed of the color scheme of my wife's bikini...I said wear polka dot or yellow...instead she turns up looking like a Mapei wife from the 90s. In addition to that she's putting significant pressure on my left collarbone...Im sure it will crack any minute. This is something she does very often and it's the way she dictates our relationship...with collarbone pressure"

 

[Michele]

 

[The Hitch]

Seeing the publicity given to the Popes visit, Contador thinks up a ingenious new way to win over the hearts and minds of his fellow Spaniards.

 

[Beech Mtn]

 

[insideout leadout]

"Hi Bertie...I finally found a team"
"Let me guess...KFC saw your potential in marketing and public relations?"
"Damn Bertie you are so smart...I thought Fran did all the thinking for you"
"Watch your mouth chicitito. Im not only El Pistolero but also a vegetarian since July. Some would label me a militant vegan."

 

[Roland Rat]

"It's fun to stay at the YMCA..."

 

[rolfrae]

Some wine to go with your steak, Alberto?

 

[usedtobefast]

Petacchi-"dude did you have to come out here?"

 

[The Devil]

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[insideout leadout]

"Me and Ale-Jet were invited to Berlusconi's mansion....one of us honored the dressing code while the other one made a complete fool of himself"

 

[Boeing]

petachi dresses as rebecca twigg last Halloween

 

[The Hitch]

Have we had this? i think i might have seen it before.

 

[Mambo95]

Maybe, no, yes, no, no, yes

 

[Dettol]

Maybe, no, yes, no, no, yes

I like the way you hold my bicycle seat

 

[Polyarmour]

Hey dude you're looking a bit pasty faced, how are your blood values holding up?