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ElChingon said:

Basso: "So I caught my wife cheating on me with another man the other day. So I walked right up to this guy like all cool and stuff, you know. I could see he was intimidated by me. I stood silently in front of him for what must have been at least 10 seconds and I could smell his fear. Suddenly he called me a homo for no reason and spit in my face. Now that's when I shook his hand.
That's just how I roll."


Vino: "What. The. F*ck."
 
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craig1985 said:
"I'm riding a pink bike, I blow-dry my hair, my glasses are friggin' ridiculous, don't even start on my earring, and I'm still waaaaay cooler than this dork in front of me."

(Where is that thread where the guy said headset spacers were for fat guys? Remember when people rode bikes that fit them?)
 
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Moderator: Here we see Philip Gilbert bury his time capsule representing his awesome 2011 season!

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Philip Gilbert (to himself): I kept all my 2011 trinkets! I'm selling them on e-bay. I did leave that great photo of me looking back at the Schlecks as I dropped them to take the win at LBL but highlighted my 101 to look like LOL. :D
 
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HL2037 said:

Bjarne: "Alberto you must save energy for Alp D'Huez, so stay in the bunch and let others waste themselves. In this team we ride with my brain."

Bertie: "Today I will ride with my heart....I want to dedicate this stage to El Pistolero, if I win I will take up a picture of him and kiss it."
 
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craig1985 said:

Stetina: "C'mon ladies, we are here today to raise our team budget for 2012. I am a freshman so be gentle. Now let the bidding begin."

Mrs. Zabriskie: ”Kissable skin is a rarity these days, ten bucks!”

D.Zabriskie: "With the right lotion everything can become smooth honey"