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[FitSsikS]

Riddle: What has one thumb and a stupid grin?

 

[trailrunner]

If I keep my mouth closed, maybe he won't smell the EPO on my breath.

 

[RedheadDane]

Why is everyone telling me I shouldn't include that little - on this sign?

 

[insideout leadout]

Lance: Rationally I would just give him cash. Morally right I would strip him naked and then give him cash.

 

[kielbasa]

This is Bravo Alpha. Cancel the alert, we've located the baby.

 

[kielbasa]

Hello, my name is Bubba J.

 

[Dekker_Tifosi]

 

[insideout leadout]

Dr Ferrari: Ouch! I could make a fine dinner on this stove.

 

[trailrunner]

It's been four hours since my lat hit of EPO, and now I've got a raging headache. I hate these stupid charity events.

 

[Boeing]

thats it Mathew. Hole my head and take it slow.

 

[knewcleardaze]

 

[Steel4Ever]

Now which pocket did Johan put my wallet in?

 

[FitSsikS]

Now which pocket did Johan put my wallet in?

His own.

 

[Capablanca and me]

 

[Capablanca and me]

 

[Capablanca and me]

"and now something completely different"

 

[insideout leadout]

Bernie: The tie between us is wrapped around two necks.
Eddy: WTF?
Bernie: Look south.

 

[ElChingon]

Alright, who threw the f---ing shoe.

 

[RedheadDane]

:

Hey! Look at us! We can count to five!

 

[Cancellator]

:

In front of the world, we solemnly swear that we have never do... [Lance bursts out laughing] Ohhh God I can't do this...

 

[insideout leadout]

:

Indurain: Place a small amount on each fingertip and you get the look. Power gel that is.

 

[FitSsikS]

1) BH:

"Sometimes I pretend to wave like zis, then I vewry quickly make a feest and punch ze pearson."

2) EM:

"I ate 5 pies!"

3) LA:

"Of my last 5 sentences...this many were lies."

4) Camera man:

"Miguel.....your umm....other right."

 

[Cancellator]

 

[Gloin22]

Just to add this is Official Mascot for Worlds 2013 in Tuscany

 

[jamiephillips]

Honestly I've never seen anything. Anyway doping is a thing of the past. It all happened 10 or 15 years ago.