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[Aapjes]

...so the truth is what USADA can prove.

 

[Savant12]

Lance: I would say that overall in my career I only injected about this much EPO.

 

[Steve H.]

I may only have one Oprah, but it's this big!

 

[jamiephillips]

Listen Oprah, "I love cycling."

 

[FitSsikS]

A masterful Lance turned the tables on Oprah and gets her to confess.

"Quite often I....I....I like to have a snack between meals."

 

[Steel4Ever]

Oprah: Why did you dope, Lie...I mean, Lance?

Lience: Look, Oprah...I have at least 5 kids...I think...it might be 10...or is it 5 kids and 5 ex-momwives...10 doctors? I'm just not sure any more... It gets really expensive supporting that many people -- I had to dope just to fill the fridge! Cancer!

 

[Benotti69]

Lance: Oh Mama look at the size of those......Oprah can you put on a blonde wig and some make up.......

 

[veganrob]

Oprah: One Balled WOnder my a$$. That thing is like a button on a fur coat.

 

[ElChingon]

Kristen said to me, return but return clean and Oprah just like every divorcee I always do as my ex-wife says and I have no idea why my hands are forcing them selves to my neck?

 

[burning]

from Huta's twitter

 

[Microchip]

"Come Alberto, let's ride to the vault and see how much we have..."

 

[Aapjes]

New boyband before their first major show.

 

[Microchip]

Alberto: "Mizzter, you zhould have your liver checked out...it hazz some spots and a small contusion."

 

[RedheadDane]

Off screen speaker: Okay guys. It's your decision to make; who has the worst nat champ jersey?

Didier: *Raises hand*

 

[Christian]

from Huta's twitter

Didier: *facepalm*

 

[insideout leadout]

An honest mistake Didier. That's not Cancellara. Most of us had to look twice....or not.

"Cancellara": He must be a serious fan...or did I miss something?

 

[Microchip]

 

[jamiephillips]

LA "I'd also like to admit I'm a Manchester United fan"

Oprah "You're a f***ing disgrace!"

 

[Aapjes]

This is where you sign up for the Elvis impersonator contest, right?

 

[Microchip]

 

[insideout leadout]

Lady: OMG OMG Greipel just won another stage in TDU.

 

[Steel4Ever]

A rider in Cav's new contract:
During fan photo ops i) fat dudes must line up on my left, ii) pretty young ladies must line up on my right, iii) I will only steer right.

 

[Christian]

Lady: OMG OMG Greipel just won another stage in TDU.

lol!

Becca: This guy is hilarious ... a couple months ago he told me he would leave the team, I said that is almost as hilarious as if someone put Xipamide in your hot coco!!!

 

[The Hitch]

Lady: OMG OMG Greipel just won another stage in TDU.

Radio popular commentator - aqui viene Alberto Contador !!!!!!!

 

[FitSsikS]

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