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[FitSsikS]

LA, "I'm beside myself with remorse...."

 

[FitSsikS]

Cheating on your diet? Try Lance, a la carte.

 

[Carlo Algatrensig]

"If we kidnap him do you think the British would trade him for the Falkland Islands?"

 

[northstar]

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e193/funepics/Lance_Armstrong_1664732a.jpg

Lance was always asking for head. So Floyd gave him what he wanted.

 

[northstar]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4772449/lance-armstrong-waxwork-removed-from-museum.html

Lance's new charity is called HeadStrong. Raising awareness about character decapitation by going on Oprah.

 

[The Hitch]

Click here if you want to read The Sun's story

And I justified the drugs by saying- well since I'm missing a head,I'm only making things even.

 

[FitSsikS]

1) In Hollywood's 2013 remake of "Westworld" robot Lance goes crazy and has to be decommissioned.

2) One err... fact thing that Ed Coyle didn't report on Lance.....he had really big arteries in his wrists

Click here if you want to read The Sun's story

 

[RedheadDane]

Truth behind Armstrong's Tour victories revealed

In a shocking turn of events it has been revealed that Lance Armstrong won his seven Tour victories, recently removed from the statistics, not through the use of drugs, which has been previously believed, but through the use of life-like cyborgs.

"I only ever rode the last stage." He reveals in an interview.

 

[Caruut]

Click here if you want to read The Sun's story

Should have quit while he was a head.

 

[Moose McKnuckles]

LA, "I'm beside myself with remorse...."

Post of the day right there. Brilliant.

Props to Caruut too. Some funny people here.

 

[Boeing]

Post of the day right there.

Hands down

 

[Microchip]

 

[insideout leadout]

Working 9 to 5 looks like hell, he must be looking forward to 3 weeks off in July.

 

[FitSsikS]

To their horror many people leave the buffet table and find themselves without a fork.

 

[Microchip]

BB: "Here's an American tradition for you Sirs, I'll throw this bouquet and whoever catches it, will become the next yellow jersey!"

 

[Caruut]

"What am I doing with my life?"

 

[The Hitch]

Paul Kimmage figures out way to get into UCI press conference.

 

[Microchip]

Paul Kimmage figures out way to get into UCI press conference.

I like them all; esp this one - it's a classic!

 

[hfer07]

Lance: I'm here to take your soul & perhaps put this trident up your a$$

 

[FitSsikS]

"....I have to hold his hand until I've finished the dusting?...Really?"

 

[Caruut]

"Can't believe I wore crocs to this event - I look a right fool."

 

[Caruut]

Paul Kimmage figures out way to get into UCI press conference.

Love it Hitch.

 

[ElChingon]

Richie, Fonzie (aighhhh), Chachi, & Potsie.

 

[jamiephillips]

"He's holding my hand because he likes my camel toe."

 

[jamiephillips]

Click here if you want to read The Sun's story

Unfortunately Lance won't live to regret turning up at the Tour of Quatar wearing a yellow jersey...