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[greenedge]

I don't look like Theon Greyjoy

 

[kielbasa]

When did a prostate exam become a standard post-race doping control?!

 

[Christian]

When did a prostate exam become a standard post-race doping control?!

I lol'd

 

[insideout leadout]

When did a prostate exam become a standard post-race doping control?!

Actually it didn't, we took the freedom to act spontaneously. Now back to the protocol.....bend over sir!

 

[Boeing]

We are Sex Bob-Omb and we are here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff.

 

[Christian]

RSLT watching Angliru stage in train to Montréal (source: @Jan_Bakelants)

[Horner yelling at the camera] Are you watching this Andy?!

 

[insideout leadout]

Angliru

Vino on the phone: TODAY YOU GO CRAZY ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK TILL YOU CRACK!!!

 

[insideout leadout]

[Horner yelling at the camera] Are you watching this Andy?!

Andy: Papy is it really you?

Horner: Son, with your talent and my training regime Froome should start worry. Are you up for it?

Andy: I've already tried it, ended up fat.

 

[ElChingon]

Tiralongo : I'm about done now, next.
Fuglsang : Sorry Nibs, I can't take a pull, I'm a GC contender.
Vincenzo : WTF?

 

[Vino's Mum]

Hornholio: I think it's an amazing moment... a legendary moment you may never get to see again. I hope all of you enjoy every pedal stroke of every suffering that I do all the way to the finish. I hope you love every moment of it, the same way that I do... (and so on)

Tira, Sexy, Nibs: SHUT UP, PAPY

 

[RedheadDane]

Birdy you're calling Sexy? Now, listen here; his nickname's The Bird Or Birdy.

 

[batchuba]

Fuglsang : Weren't we supposed to do this BEFORE Horner got here?
Nibbles : We'll talk about this later Jakob.
Tiralongo:...NO ITS OK, WE'RE STILL GOOD, COME ON GUYS, I GOT THIS...

Horndawg: Hmnn..the fans must be really on the edge of their seats right now. What a special moment.

 

[Christian]

No caption, but damn Tiralongo is tan as f*ck! I gotta get out and ride my bike more

 

[The Hitch]

/QUOTE]

What Kirby thought they were saying. No joke. This is the dialogue he actually offered

Tiralongo : Can I go ahead and take the stage win (having dropped back from Elissonde who is now 4 minutes ahead of me, assuming I can outclimb Horner in the first place)
Nibali: No, for now stay with me.

No joke. What Kirby actually said.

 

[Christian]

What Kirby thought they were saying. No joke. This is the dialogue he actually offered

Tiralongo : Can I go ahead and take the stage win (having dropped back from Elissonde who is now 4 minutes ahead of me, assuming I can outclimb Horner in the first place)
Nibali: No, for now stay with me.

No joke. What Kirby actually said.

I wonder why anglophone commentators always feel the need to make up dialogue between the riders. Phil and Paul do that too, it's very irritating to me

 

[Christian]

Breaking news: Liggett to be Vuelta leader at Trek next year, Voigt to take over as commentator

 

[fraserhughes]

Breaking news: Liggett to be Vuelta leader at Trek next year, Voigt to take over as commentator

Liggett riding has got to be better than him commentating!

 

[RedheadDane]

Liggett riding has got to be better than him commentating!

And Voigt as a commentator must be absolutely brilliant!

 

[Christian]

And Voigt as a commentator must be absolutely brilliant!

He did some Vuelta stages now with Liggett, I asked in the P&P thread for a review, let's hope someone watched it!

 

[insideout leadout]

Lady: Why do I always have to be the bullseye? I thought we were a team.

Lads: We are. We all have our strengths and weaknesses. We try to bring the best out of everyone.

 

[Christian]

Is the guy second from the left Brailsford?

 

[Vino's Mum]

: Amateurs.

 

[BigMac]

: Amateurs.

The one and only Vigo

 

[Beech Mtn]

Man in "I" shirt: Next year we should do this for Froome.

Everyone else: Who???

 

[MatParker117]