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[Cobber]

Yes Alberto, there is a Santa Claus.

Yes Alberto, there is a Satan Clause.

 

[craig1985]

Lance: "So, how is your prgram coming along?"
DDL: "Good thanks."

 

[LongSprint]

Lance: "So my success is all due to training harder than the other guys."
DDL: "Stop it Lance! Stop! I'm laughing so hard I can feel my lunch coming up!"

 

[issoisso]

Thomas Dekker refutes accusations that he is childish

also: d'aaawwwwwwww

 

[Offtheback]

Can you beleive I just suckered this guy for 2 million bucks!?!?!

Can you believe it, he's just suckered his country for 80 billion bucks?!?!

 

[craig1985]

 

[Moondance]

"Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother,
You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin', people,
Stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive.

Well now, I get low and I......


Hey... Where did everyone go?"

 

[craig1985]

 

[Publicus]

What's so funny? I'm serious, I'm GOING to win the 2010 Tour de France! Seriously . . . I can't believe I said that with a straight face.... Johan thought I couldn't do it with a straight face. I almost got him. I guess the micera is on me!

 

[Anonymous]

What do you call the guy who graduated last in his class at the French Police Academy?

Sir.

(That was way more timely when I did it on twitter, but my first impulse here was: Dude, I am so $#%@-faced right now)

 

[issoisso]

"Riccò is convinced that his latest means of performance enhancement will escape any urine test"

 

[Anonymous]

 

[Steel4Ever]

"...and then I just pull my finger!"

Cavendish reveals the source of power behind his incredible "last-50-meters" afterburner.

 

[42x16ss]

Hey Mark, I've got a green shirt too. Actually, I've got two of them.

 

[42x16ss]

Armstrong and Carmichael realise that their new PED program might be a little TOO obvious, even for them.

 

[El Imbatido]

Hey Mark, I've got a green shirt too. Actually, I've got two of them.

That is GOLD!! One of the best captions in this thread so far......

 

[Bluebeard]

We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind...

 

[craig1985]

 

[powderpuff]

Andy Schleck stole my suit!

 

[Beech Mtn]

 

[Beech Mtn]

 

[craig1985]

The guy with the food is former pro Paolo Fornaciari

 

[42x16ss]

The guy with the food is former pro Paolo Fornaciari

Hurry up and shovel it in before Toto gets here!!!

 

[Moose McKnuckles]

Is that Lance shoving his way to the front of the line?

 

[powderpuff]

Its not a cycling trophy but what do you think this girl is thinking about when she is kissing this trophy. I bet it doesn't sit in the closet gathering dust