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Beech Mtn said:
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Riis: "Aberto, stay away from Betancur he stole my donuts"

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Jspear said:

Contador: "So it's like 1:00am, and there's a knock on my front door...and it's her! And I'm standing there in my bathrobe saying, "Whoa, whoa whoa, this is getting crazy, Flo, we're just internet friends..."

Froome: "Hey look, I can change my heart rate just by pressing on my thigh."
 
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Jspear said:

CF: "Look, Alberto, I bet you have never seen such good numbers! I'm gonna crush everybody today!"
AC: "Sure you are! Should I remind you that you are looking at my stem? Again."
 
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Jspear said:

Guy in brown shirt: Oh my god. That alien is getting very close to Contador. This is not safe.
Alberto should have on a Hazmat suit to protect him from the radiation.

Red-haired women next to him: Quick, somebody take photos and video, so we have evidence of the contamination source if AC tests positive.

Bald guy in white shirt: Contador is clearly uncomfortable. Look at his body language. I bet this video ends up in a clinic thread some day.

Kid in red hat, leaning on barriers: Is that a motor in Froome's bike?

Dark-haired guy behind kid: I don't know, but that looks like an inhaler in his pocket!
 
Jspear said:

Contador: ...So then Tinkov showed up with some crazy girls, and I was like- damn - I'm married- I can't do that!!! Hahaha
Froome: right, right (thinking to himself: Just Look at the gorgeous Red "Vuelta Edition" SRM there with those wonderful numbers displayed there..Wow)
 
Granville57 said:
Contador: "So it's like 1:00am, and there's a knock on my front door...and it's her! And I'm standing there in my bathrobe saying, "Whoa, whoa whoa, this is getting crazy, Flo, we're just internet friends..."

Froome: "Hey look, I can change my heart rate just by pressing on my thigh."

kielbasa said:
"Hey Dawg, shouldn't you be looking at your own stem?"

Narce_ said:
CF: "Look, Alberto, I bet you have never seen such good numbers! I'm gonna crush everybody today!"
AC: "Sure you are! Should I remind you that you are looking at my stem? Again."

Beech Mtn said:
Guy in brown shirt: Oh my god. That alien is getting very close to Contador. This is not safe.
Alberto should have on a Hazmat suit to protect him from the radiation.

Red-haired women next to him: Quick, somebody take photos and video, so we have evidence of the contamination source if AC tests positive.

Bald guy in white shirt: Contador is clearly uncomfortable. Look at his body language. I bet this video ends up in a clinic thread some day.

Kid in red hat, leaning on barriers: Is that a motor in Froome's bike?

Dark-haired guy behind kid: I don't know, but that looks like an inhaler in his pocket!

hfer07 said:
Contador: ...So then Tinkov showed up with some crazy girls, and I was like- damn - I'm married- I can't do that!!! Hahaha
Froome: right, right (thinking to himself: Just Look at the gorgeous Red "Vuelta Edition" SRM there with those wonderful numbers displayed there..Wow)

These are all great :D
 
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Jspear said:

Ladys: I WANT TO BE MORE THAN JUST INTERNET FRIENDS !!!! :mad:

AC: Jeezus, Flo. You've really let yourself go this year.

Boy: Ride, Alberto, ride! She's crazy! She's been camped up here for two weeks with 20 cats, and a canary named Velasco. Riiiiiide! :eek:

:D
 
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sacrifice&hardwork said:

Valverde: Take a good look, Alberto. What you do you think now? You still think you can beat me?

Contador: Yeeaaah...I'm not too impressed. But hang in there, champ.
 
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sacrifice&hardwork said:

Valv: What do you think?
Berto: Not bad, but I can still feel a little bit of fat between your ribs. You're not as bad as Betancur, obviously, but nowhere near Froome territory yet. Try to lose a couple more kgs.