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[lemon cheese cake]

OGE 1: Quick! I'll hide the bike while you distract him.
OGE 2: No I'll hide the bike and you ditract him.
OGE 1: No I will!
OGE 2: No I will!
OGE 1: No I will!
etc...

 

[Maxiton]

Re: Re:

"Your wife she is very beautiful and I was very drunk"

That's a great one. Can't top it.

 

[42x16ss]

Re:

Hi, Froome!

Hey, Mr Cound, This is how a man holds a coffee cup!

 

[42x16ss]

Maradona: So, Marcel, who do I see about this Pot Belge so many ex riders talk about?

 

[Beech Mtn]

 

[the delgados]

Re:

Sagan sulks after Kwia reminds him he is not a podium girl.
Sagan: But still. I want. To pinch. Your bum.

 

[Cannibal72]

Re:

Michał: Peter, you're not the messiah, you're a very naughty boy!

 

[Beech Mtn]

 

[BigMac]

''U 'bout 2 b robbed homeboi.''

 

[Thenotorius]

Re: Re:

Michał: Peter, you're not the messiah, you're a very naughty boy!

P helped M out winning it, M helped P kill Fabian and winning the Flanders.

 

[Beech Mtn]

 

[Jspear]

Re:

"If this gut isn't gone by the 3rd week of the Giro you're a dead man."

 

[Irondan]

Re: Re:

"If this gut isn't gone by the 3rd week of the Giro you're a dead man."

That wouldn't surprise me in the least if what you said didn't happen for real...

 

[42x16ss]

Re:

Betancur: If Alejandro thinks he can beat me to the buffet, he's sadly mistaken. He's going to be thinner than Froome when we reach Milan.

 

[42x16ss]

Re:

Betancur: Pasta, pasta and more pasta! Who do I have to sleep with to get some empanadas around here???

or

Valverde: Unzue reckons you can't get through the entire buffet before Nibali gets here, but I bet him 50 euros you can fit in a gelato as well.

Betancur: I thought the boss was meant to show faith in his riders...

I could go all day

 

[the delgados]

Re:

After post-press conference refreshments, AV gently tries to remind Nibali where he was born.

 

[Beech Mtn]

Why must they keep talking about the 2011 Giro? It's embarrassing. Everybody knows who really won it.

 

[Beech Mtn]

Re:

Vino: Don't worry. No one will notice your hair. It looks fine.

 

[Jspear]

 

[RedheadDane]

Re:

MK: Enjoy your last day in pink!

TD: For now!

 

[Beech Mtn]

Wiggo: Just think, Cav. Soon we'll go together to the private bedroom at the Sky service course and celebrate as men do.

 

[the delgados]

Re:

Please join my lead-out train, will you?

 

[the delgados]

Re:

Wiggo: Just think, Cav. Soon we'll go together to the private bedroom at the Sky service course and celebrate as men do.

Sir Bradley reacts to news that Chris Froome is not in the building.

 

[Beech Mtn]

Nibs meets with his meth dealer at an airport.




Shortly afterwards,

Nibs realizes too late that he should've chosen a less obvious meth dealer.

 

[42x16ss]

Re:

The TdU officially give Lance the boot!

Crowd: Shooooooey! Shoooooooey! Shoooooooey!

Lance: Someone get me a Michelob!

*Crowd goes nuts*

Crowd: *sings* Drink out of your shoe, drink out of your shoe! Drink out of your shoe, drink out of your shoe!

Lance: I f$%king LOVE this place!