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[insideout leadout]

"1859....I remember it, they had no tests back then."

 

[badboyberty]

 

[insideout leadout]

 

[cycladianpirate]

Angry? Of course I'm angry! If I said "go easy on the chin" to the plastic surgeon once I said it a thousand times.

 

[cycladianpirate]

[Dog] "You're trying to look tough but, at the end of the day, you're steering away from me".

 

[RedheadDane]

Sorry, kid! Just wanted to give you my bottle...

 

[LaFlorecita]

Sorry, kid! Just wanted to give you my bottle...

LOL!

That one is GREAT!

 

[insideout leadout]

Look closely at his buttt. What does it say? What kind of company is that

 

[Thorn Cycling]

Sorry, kid! Just wanted to give you my bottle...

epic, just epic. that was great!

 

[Microchip]

sorry, kid! Just wanted to give you my bottle...

+1 +1 +1

 

[insideout leadout]

Ed The Godfather: "A deal is a deal, now here I stand."

 

[the student]

 

[jamiephillips]

Cipo- "Ladies, This is just one of the many ways that Mario can check your form."

 

[insideout leadout]

Eddy: "This moment brings tears to my eyes. I remember when Axel was a baby, holding him in my arms for the very first time. This one looks more like dad."

 

[insideout leadout]

Cipo: "I want an average team BMI of less than 20....now work it!"

 

[ElChingon]

Cipo touch any thing Cipo name on, ready?

 

[The Hitch]

Eddy: "This moment brings tears to my eyes. I remember when Axel was a baby, holding him in my arms for the very first time. This one looks more like dad."

I convinced aquarone that if the giro was going to be won off the road, they might as well give another one to me.

 

[42x16ss]

Cipollini: "And that's when I said to Pozzato 'If you want to keep riding my bikes, start racing like a man - not a 12 year old boy! Now stop crying and go train or I'll belt you in mouth again.' You know what, I think it worked. I really believe he can win a classic this year...."

 

[killswitch]

Cipollini of course provides frames to the women’s team, but he was also happy to offer his technical advice to a squad which boasts stand-out talents such as Monia Baccaille, Tatiana Guderzo, Mata Bastianelli and Valentina Carretta.

“I’m convinced that this movement needs more attention and much more professionalism,” MCipollini-Giambenini-Gauss manager Alessia Piccolo said. “For this reason, I hope to have given my girls a nice present by putting a great champion like Mario Cipollini at their disposal. He was very kind in lending himself to the initiative, and passed on a lot to the athletes both in terms of training methods and the life of an athlete in general.”

Yeah, technical advice

 

[insideout leadout]

Cipo: "Move your hips up and down to make the exercise harder!!!"

Actually Cipo is right about this, the plank is great for abdominal strength. It's no joke, try for one minute. People are in general very weak in this area.

 

[Boeing]

 

[jamiephillips]

"After this, Mario will be giving full body massage"

 

[Boeing]

They don't really understand this playerism
Just gotta break it down to 'em, keep it real y'know?
I'm a P-F-L, sworn to the P.I.

 

[Cancellator]

Cipo sees his fantasy of sitting across ten women's breasts at once fulfilled.

 

[greenedge]

His hair looks like a girls.