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[Michele]

Cancellara getting some advices by an expert as he's training on his bike with the eletric engine

 

[ElChingon]

Fabian: Bjarne! You think you might have a spot for me next year?

Riis: As soon as this collar bone heals up right, we will talk.

 

[ElChingon]

Sagan: Ha ha ha ha ha ... I'm not even pedaling and I'm going to win.

 

[Eric8-A]

Oops, I did it again.

 

[Afrank]

Riis: So, will you come back to my team?

Fabian: Come back to a team with almost no points, that might not even make the worldtour? Only in your dreams.

 

[ElChingon]

You guys look like Clowns, I ride like one!

 

[Cancellator]

 

[ElChingon]

Doc.: If you look closely here you will see yet another hole in Andy's story...
Andy: WT...???

 

[fatsprintking]

DR - By inserting the probe through the annoos in this fashion, we should be able to ascertain the extent of the fracture.

AS - Oh jeez I hope Frank can hold my hand during the proceedure...

 

[insideout leadout]

Andy is finally caught. Tons of cheese were found in his apartment during a raid early this morning. A tearful Andy Schleck comes clean during the press conference, he has been using cheese on all his burgers for the last year. Bread and meat were also found and there is no doubt Andy made himself some tasty burgers affecting his performance.

This brings suspicions to another luxemburger, somehow related to Andy, who suffered a recent loss to footballer Rui Costa in an uphill finish to Verbier. Did he also use cheese on his burgers?

 

[Fourier]

Tom: So fab your sponsor got you a watch?
Fab: yup pretty damn cool right? Is so confy i can even wear it during races.
Tom: damn i am jealous, the coolest thing i got this year was 5kg rock. . . .

Kilos? rocks? Boonen?

 

[Boeing]

Doc.: If you look closely here you will see yet another hole in Andy's story...
Andy: WT...???

winner winner

 

[hfer07]

Fabian: I shouldn't have left you-I miss you-Can I return?
Riis: Fab- I have no money.....

 

[ElChingon]

AAAgggghhhhhh!!!!!!

Wow, what was that?

 

[Eric8-A]

 

[Cancellator]

Here we have the effects of long-term HGH use... and this is not even a joke.

 

[Boeing]

My $100K into Planned Parenthood wasn't enough...

 

[ElChingon]

Tony Martin's (Omega Pharma-QuickStep) Specialized Romin saddle @Dauphiné

Saddle: I was told this was just a one week tour and look at me now! I heard of a rough rider but this is going too far!

 

[Mr.DNA]

Tony Martin's (Omega Pharma-QuickStep) Specialized Romin saddle @Dauphiné

Saddle: "You should see the other guy."

 

[Microchip]

 

[Microchip]

 

[Microchip]

"Sighhhh...riding in grass is sooo tiring...!"

 

[rickshaw]

ummmm

"Sighhhh...riding in grass is sooo tiring...!"

dare I say.... Outstanding in his field?

 

[insideout leadout]

Yo yo yo listen up. I am no cheat I have Nike Air Max on my feet. Next year barefoot with a sign perhaps we meet. Money to livestrong can't be wrong if the pocket belongs to Mr Armstrong....

 

[Sidbike]

pssst, pssst, ma'am, it didn't come from me but Jens Voigt punctured and he needs a bike to finish the stage...disappear quick or you'll be walking home.