Contador's head

[9000ft]

Since it was directed at me (as the thread starter) it is likely I would respond no?

I don't get why people who hate doping discussions come into the clinic to tell people that they hate doping discussions. That is akin to going into a Chinese restaurant and complaining that all they do is serve Chinese food. It's a little bit mentally ****ed up IMO.

I love this new method of detecting doping. It opens a whole plethora of opportunities for highly entertaining threads. Although you mentioned this thread provides a break from the usual and somewhat stale threads about the dark (sock wearing) one, it's only a matter of time before threads regarding his head/facial structure begin to appear.

New tools, it's just a matter of how they're used.

 

[andy1234]

Since it was directed at me (as the thread starter) it is likely I would respond no?

I don't get why people who hate doping discussions come into the clinic to tell people that they hate doping discussions. That is akin to going into a Chinese restaurant and complaining that all they do is serve Chinese food. It's a little bit mentally ****ed up IMO.

It's more like going into a chinese restaurant, being fed *** and opening your fortune cookie to find a note claiming elvis shot JFK.

Stay in the restaurant long enough and you will start believing everything the fortune cookies tell you.

 

[Mie0204]

I am really surprised you have not been called a troll yet........ Contradope is a real fraud he tries to defraud feelings over his brain aneurysm to garner some sympathy for his actual doping. It is an obvious ruse he has learned from the LA camp.

How dare you say a thing like that. Have you any idear how serious this illness is? I have never heard Contador using his illness to get sympathy.It is a very dangerous illness and for us who have it a daily worry and I surpose it is for Contador as well. Go on discussing doping but stay fair please.

 

[Mrs John Murphy]

Sounds like you've been mistaking scat fetish clubs for restaurants again.

If the restaurant says 'Chinese restaurant' over the door, then it is likely to sell Chinese food and be full of people wanting to eat Chinese food. Complaining that people in the Chinese restaurant keep on ordering Chinese food even though you hate it is, as I have said, a bit ****ed up.

If Chinese food isn't your thing then why have you made the effort to come and tell everyone how much you hate Chinese food and people eating Chinese food.

How, back to the topic in hand, Dertie's head - signs of HGH use, or just normal ageing for someone in their twenties?

 

[Hugh Januss]

I have not, up till now posted in this thread. Maybe because I think it is silly, maybe because I think someone coming in and complaining about the subject matter that everyone else is discussing just looks stupid. Maybe because I just don't care...........

 

[andy1234]

Sounds like you've been mistaking scat fetish clubs for restaurants again.

If the restaurant says 'Chinese restaurant' over the door, then it is likely to sell Chinese food and be full of people wanting to eat Chinese food. Complaining that people in the Chinese restaurant keep on ordering Chinese food even though you hate it is, as I have said, a bit ****ed up.

If Chinese food isn't your thing then why have you made the effort to come and tell everyone how much you hate Chinese food and people eating Chinese food.

How, back to the topic in hand, Dertie's head - signs of HGH use, or just normal ageing for someone in their twenties?

Wow, that was just plain moronic.

 

[Mrs John Murphy]

Nope, entirely logical. That said I'm not the one coming into a doping forum to complain about a doping thread, so I am not really sure you are very well placed to accuse anyone of moronic posts.

If you don't like it then hit report and complain to the mods. Or maybe start a thread to demand that you be appointed the arbitrator of what we can or can not discuss about doping. Or of course you can keep on replying and bumping this thread up to the top. All are fine by me.

I believe there is a thread for complaining about clinic threads in the forum comments forum down the bottom.

 

[mastersracer]

if you want to make it more "scientific" how about quantifying some ratio between head and helmet diameter. Start with defining a norm-referenced unit, the Evans, as a greater than 1:1 ratio...

http://autobus.cyclingnews.com/phot...views/cadel_evans/Cadel-Evans-Focussed-On-Rid

vs

http://www.geelongadvertiser.com.au/article/2008/12/19/38665_geelong_sports.html

 

[Elko66]

You chaps remind me of those "scientists" in the 1930's who used measure folk's craniums to verify it they had inferior genes or somat.

 

[Polish]

History shows again and again how nature abhors the folly of men..

Nope, entirely logical. That said I'm not the one coming into a doping forum to complain about a doping thread, so I am not really sure you are very well placed to accuse anyone of moronic posts.
.

Following Pro Cycling and always moaning about dope heads is like going to a Chinese Restaurant and complaining about chop suey

I hate Chinese food too and hang out at this forum....

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080314091613AAMh9x0

 

[Granville57]

Following Pro Cycling and always moaning about dope heads is like going to a Chinese Restaurant and complaining about chop suey

It's more like questioning those same Chinese restaurants that claim not to serve chop suey even though others have seen it being prepared in the kitchen, you see some leftovers in the garbage, and you find a menu that clearly states "Chop Suey - $7.95"

However, that doesn't mean there aren't other tasty things on the menu which keep you coming back for more.

 

[moi123]

Thread opener must have taken something way more powerful than HGH!

 

[sartoris]

Mrs John Murphy:

Could you please post a couple of pictures of yourself, so that me can draw a few conclusions?

PIC # 1: An image of you with your first girlfriend would do.

PIC # 2: A current image of yourself in front of your computer while slobbering about your latest ocurrence on Alberto Contador.

That'd definitely help to clarify if you're actually an infiltrated element of the UCI in this forum.

Peace, man.

PS: Get a life

 

[c&cfan]

Mrs John Murphy:

Could you please post a couple of pictures of yourself, so that me can draw a few conclusions?

PIC # 1: An image of you with your first girlfriend would do.

PIC # 2: A current image of yourself in front of your computer while slobbering about your latest ocurrence on Alberto Contador.

That'd definitely help to clarify if you're actually an infiltrated element of the UCI in this forum.

Peace, man.

PS: Get a life

this guy isn't even funny... i really hope that he is just a troll, otherwise i feel sorry for his parents (or maybe they deserve it).

 

[sartoris]

this guy isn't even funny... i really hope that he is just a troll, otherwise i feel sorry for his parents (or maybe they deserve it).

At least I know my parents

 

[c&cfan]

At least I know my parents

lol you do know that I was talking about the thread starter, right?
the guy is... at least in the Internet (maybe that's everything he does), some sort of a single bullant (bull in face\appearence and ant in importance for every topic)

 

[Benotti69]

At least I know my parents

how do you know?

 

[c&cfan]

how do you know?

BTW i was talking about the thread starter and others like him..

and this was my last post regarding that.

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[Benotti69]

BTW i was talking about the thread starter and others like him..

and this was my last post regarding that.

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it appeared a put down on Mrs John Murphy. I actually like his posting style. He takes no prisoners. He also has a fantastic sense of humour, black and deadpan. Beautiful.

 

[D-Queued]

I have not, up till now posted in this thread. Maybe because I think it is silly, maybe because I think someone coming in and complaining about the subject matter that everyone else is discussing just looks stupid. Maybe because I just don't care...........

Yes, but with your help, we have almost cracked 100 posts on this thread. 10% of the way to 1,000!!!

Following Pro Cycling and always moaning about dope heads is like going to a Chinese Restaurant and complaining about chop suey

...

Chop Suey is American food, and not authentic Chinese.

And in one fell swoop, you have confirmed that you know more about Chinese food than you do about cycling.

Coufucious Say: When called an idiot sometimes is better to be quiet than to open mouth and remove all doubt.

Dave.

 

[Polish]

Chop Suey is American food, and not authentic Chinese.

And in one fell swoop, you have confirmed that you know more about Chinese food than you do about cycling.

Coufucious Say: When called an idiot sometimes is better to be quiet than to open mouth and remove all doubt.

Dave.

That is an American saying.....shows how much you know about Confucianism.

As Mark Twain once said:
“Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.”

 

[D-Queued]

That is an American saying.....shows how much you know about Confucianism.

As Mark Twain once said:
“Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.”

Ok, you are slow, but thanks for underscoring that we shouldn't give up hope.

Coufucius say: Man who jump off cliff, jump to conclusion!

(more Confucian levity here)

Dave.

 

[Polish]

Ok, you are slow, but thanks for underscoring that we shouldn't give up hope.

Coufucius say: Man who jump off cliff, jump to conclusion!

(more Confucian levity here)

Dave.

As the ancient Aesop once wrote:
"Slow and steady wins the race."

You are falling behind, Dave.

 

[Mrs John Murphy]

it appeared a put down on Mrs John Murphy. I actually like his posting style. He takes no prisoners. He also has a fantastic sense of humour, black and deadpan. Beautiful.

To be fair their posts are about as savage as a toothless sheep. 'Fear me because I can gum you to death or I'll bleat at you really fiercely.'

It's like the old days when people still believed that the Uniballer was clean and would get really really upset with anyone suggesting that he doped. I guess this must be the denial phase for the Dertie fanboys.

 

[Granville57]

100 replies!

Either way, whatever is inside that head did pretty well to pull this off.