Contador's head

[Bakunin]

This is the greatest thread ever started in the clinic.

Given the photo evidence, I'm convinced Contador eats HGH laced steak.

 

[Mambo95]

This thread serves as a good guide to which posters are full of ****.

Firstly, HGH use makes no impact on facial looks. The Atrophy cited by many, only really happens when there is a tumour on the adrenal gland.

Unfortunately some doping keen posters in the clinic have seen some comment that HGH can change faces and taken disparate photos of cyclists and celebrities as proof, with no regard to the situation of the photo. I won't say none have taken HGH.

Four points to consider.

1. HGH itself doesn't change anyone's face
2. Photos are taken with different lenses, angles and lighting.
3. People's faces change over the years.
3. Anyone pointing to a riders face as evidence of doping is someone really desperate to point out a doper. Anything they say should be seen as entertainment only.

 

[Mrs John Murphy]

It's also a good thread for identifying the forum blowhards whose self-importance outstrips their intellect and who take everything a little bit too seriously.

Now for someone who is such an expert in head growth I am shocked at you playing so fast and loose with the facts. Tsk, tsk, tsk.

Nevermind big boy, maybe you can find someone who might be impressed by your internet warriorism.

 

[Granville57]

There you go, MJM, serving up egg rolls again.
Can't a guy just get a bacon-cheesebuger in this Joint?

I'm a fan of Alberto for the same reason I'm a fan of Floyd:
They're the only two people in all of pro cycling that told Lance to go F#$K himself—one with his mouth, the other with his legs.

But I'm not opposed to any theory about what any Grand Tour winner may have been up to.

Besides, I can't stop laughing every time I see "Contador's head" at the top of The Clinic hierarchy.

 

[Polish]

It's like the old days when people still believed that the Uniballer was clean and would get really really upset with anyone suggesting that he doped. I guess this must be the denial phase for the Dertie fanboys.

You put up a multi picture post of Alberto's Head - and then you mock the fans of Alberto?
They are in denial?

I'd say YOU are in denial.
Denial that Alberto is the NOW the most awesome rider in the peloton.
These are not the old days anymore.
BBDD.

 

[Granville57]

If anything, I think there might be a slight deformation of his face due to too many of these...

 

[rata de sentina]

I would actually wish to rebut the "unscientific" claim.

You can wish all you like but it is unscientific until you provide scientific evidence. Until you provide such evidence it will remain "unscientific". Comparing GH doping with acromegaly isn't scientific either, in terms of dose and length of exposure they are not in the same ball park.

 

[rata de sentina]

Since it was directed at me (as the thread starter) it is likely I would respond no?

I think it was more the nature of the response ie thin-skinned whining about how dare anyone question the uberness of 'your' thread. The 'if you don't like it go away and stop saying mean things about it' argument is about as weak as the original premise of this thread.

 

[I Watch Cycling In July]

Having studied the images carefully, there is clear evidence he has been enhancing. Medical equipment (namely tweezers) have been used to alter his natural eyebrow so greatly that he now has two distinct eyebrows! Shocking stuff.

 

[FabulousCandelabra]

watched some of the tour of california press conference, and noticed Tejay Van Garderen has a serious case of the HGH face... cromagnon brow and uber jaw.

 

[Ferminal]

watched some of the tour of california press conference, and noticed Tejay Van Garderen has a serious case of the HGH face... cromagnon brow and uber jaw.

They start them early down at Team High Road don't they.

 

[function]

I'm waiting for someone to "join the dots" from the pro peloton to Cameron diaz...

 

[Benotti69]

To be fair their posts are about as savage as a toothless sheep. 'Fear me because I can gum you to death or I'll bleat at you really fiercely.'

It's like the old days when people still believed that the Uniballer was clean and would get really really upset with anyone suggesting that he doped. I guess this must be the denial phase for the Dertie fanboys.

yeah but as forums go this place aint savage, but i do enjoy yer gumming.

 

[Benotti69]

I'm waiting for someone to "join the dots" from the pro peloton to Cameron diaz...

oh that's easy she sat in back seat of the Prudhommme's car last year during a stage of the TdF.

 

[andy1234]

It's also a good thread for identifying the forum blowhards whose self-importance outstrips their intellect and who take everything a little bit too seriously.

Now for someone who is such an expert in head growth I am shocked at you playing so fast and loose with the facts. Tsk, tsk, tsk.

Nevermind big boy, maybe you can find someone who might be impressed by your internet warriorism.

Hey Mr chilled, why don't you take your own advice and stop taking people's opposite view to you so seriously.

You post something, some people agree, some don't, some think you are a tool. Thats how it works. No one is immune.

With the stuff you come out with, youv'e got to be used to it by now?

 

[Granville57]

I'm waiting for someone to "join the dots" from the pro peloton to Cameron diaz...

Are you kidding? That's just too easy!

oh that's easy she sat in back seat of the Prudhommme's car last year during a stage of the TdF.

 

[Mrs John Murphy]

Angry people - I'm obviously not taking your points of view very seriously, Would you like me to post more like you? You know get really angry, call you names, stamp my feet and throw a temper tantrum like Frodo after a defeat (another HGH boy). If it will make you feel better would you like me to call you a ****? Will that help?

Blackcat - a good example of massive HGH use over the years is HHH (how appropriate).

Polish - As the Chinese food example confused you I'll try to give you an example you might be able to understand. Cycling is like the gay scene. It is a huge scene, it involves very many different groups, classes, ages and interests. There are some who are into drag (road racing), some who are into BDSM (mtb), some some who are into leather (doping). You can be into all three (and others) or maybe just one of them but that doesn't stop you from being part of the gay (or cycling) scene.

The CN forum is the equivalent of a huge Gay Bar with lots of smaller bars in it each catering for each scene. Some people drink in one bar, some drink in several. Now, this is discussion is basically about which Republican Senator or televangelist is actually a closet leather. What I don't get really get is why people are getting so angry when someone suggests that their favourite televangelist, Republican or rider is in the closet (leather, doping or otherwise). But I guess that is just me.

It's more like questioning those same Chinese restaurants that claim not to serve chop suey even though others have seen it being prepared in the kitchen, you see some leftovers in the garbage, and you find a menu that clearly states "Chop Suey - $7.95"

However, that doesn't mean there aren't other tasty things on the menu which keep you coming back for more.

Indeed, actually, the Chop Suey problem is all in the past. Only 1-2% of restaurants are selling Chop Suey. The new Bio-Menu has curtailed Chop Suey practices.

The next step is going to be a widespread 'no noodles' policy.

 

[Benotti69]

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The CN forum is the equivalent of a huge Gay Bar with lots of smaller bars in it each catering for each scene.

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Bingo, its the deep down repressed fascination with men lycra riding hard along with all the biatching in here that makes this place oh so gay. I'll wear my pink jersey with pride from now on.

 

[Granville57]

I guess that explains this then

a bicycle race to us is nothing more than a *** parade traffic jam to the rest of the world.

http://twitter.com/#!/GreyManrod/status/69458134778920960

 

[Mrs John Murphy]

I guess that explains this then

http://twitter.com/#!/GreyManrod/status/69458134778920960

That ties in with another 'explanation' I heard c2006. Apparently one of the side-effects of using testosterone is that it leaves you, well, in a state of some 'excitement' and so apparently the way to look for dopers is to check out how aroused they are. If they look like they are about to crack out the wah-wah pedal then you've got yourself a doper.

 

[function]

oh that's easy she sat in back seat of the Prudhommme's car last year during a stage of the TdF.

Well done!

 

[nowhereman]

Most. Pathetic. Thread. Ever.

I tried to say that a few pages back! But I'd thought I'd take another peek today,since I wasn't doin' much. And I must say, I'm not disappointed in the least, It's truly degenerated even further than I originally expected it might. It has nothing at all to do with AC's Head anymore. Now, it's just freaky expressions. Hey, never underestimate the powers of the mind.

 

[sniper]

I tried to say that a few pages back! But I'd thought I'd take another peek today,since I wasn't doin' much. And I must say, I'm not disappointed in the least, It's truly degenerated even further than I originally expected it might. It has nothing at all to do with AC's Head anymore. Now, it's just freaky expressions. Hey, never underestimate the powers of the mind.

candidate for the worst excuse of the year

 

[Benotti69]

I tried to say that a few pages back! But I'd thought I'd take another peek today,since I wasn't doin' much. And I must say, I'm not disappointed in the least, It's truly degenerated even further than I originally expected it might. It has nothing at all to do with AC's Head anymore. Now, it's just freaky expressions. Hey, never underestimate the powers of the mind.

mine has been hgh expanded, well that's my excuse and i'm sticking to it

 

[Ripper]

OK, I had to have a look 'cause last time I saw this thread title it was a year or more ago! While I don't think the theory holds any merit, I think it is one of the funnier thread titles around. LMMFAO! but seriously ....