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Dr. Maserati

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warmfuzzies said:
How the heck did a thread about the suspicious growth in Alberta's head devolve into attacks on LA? And uni-baller at one point was a banned term on these forums. Making fun of a cancer survivor is remarkably low class. Even for the Pistooleras.

I have told you this before - if you have a problem with the term then take it up with the person who made it up, Lances buddy Robin Williams.

If it truly offends you then you should organize a boycott of a coffee shop in Austin Tx called Juan Pelota.
 
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Dr. Maserati said:
I have told you this before - if you have a problem with the term then take it up with the person who made it up, Lances buddy Robin Williams.

If it truly offends you then you should organize a boycott of a coffee shop in Austin Tx called Juan Pelota.

Making fun of the disabled is dispicable. Your comment is absurd, and attempts to deflect taking personal responsibility for dispicable behavior. Shame on you.
 

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warmfuzzies said:
Making fun of the disabled is dispicable. Your comment is absurd, and attempts to deflect taking personal responsibility for dispicable behavior. Shame on you.

I have never used the term - so I have nothing to take personal responsibility for.

BTW - Having one testicle does not in any way mean someone is disabled (ask Anna) - so shame on you.
 
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blackcat said:
u cant be serious.

Like Gunderson likes to tell us, there are 50 million cancer survivors, so he needs to do his awareness to tell those 50 million, they had cancer, and he is willing to take their money.

So, these targets are off limits for humour and polemic?

Phooey/

We are equal opportunity opprobrium spewers, and if Frodo gets cancer, we wont be stopping throwing krap on him neither :p

Frodo? Did you know that within the peleton Cav is sometimes known as "Bingo" after the Banana Splits character of the same name.
In case you are unfamiliar with this popular beat combo, Bingo is the drummer with the White rimmed glasses.And the big head natch.
 
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warmfuzzies said:
Making fun of the disabled is dispicable. Your comment is absurd, and attempts to deflect taking personal responsibility for dispicable behavior. Shame on you.

That's a good one! Who're the disabled you alude to?

By the way, it's DESPICABLE. Not dispicable. Look at a dictionary, and check the vitriol, before you let loose on this crowd.

Shame on you! Read a book.
 
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veganrob said:
Can someone please post current and before photos of Cadel? Does he have the hgh jaw or has he always been the ugliest guy in the peloton?
false dichotomy.

Always been the ugliest guy in the peloton. But the jaw's cleft has crevice'ed<verbed the noun, and verbed verb> and grown.

Hows this for a contradiction, not only is Evans the ugliest guy in the peloton, but he would make a fine high fashion model out of Manhattan, because he is EXTRAORDINARILY photogenic. The features love the camera. Thats one great irony. He just needs to grow 6 inches. Height that is.


NB. need to neutralise the pics from 6 years back for lighting, and the atrophy of some white tissue and intrafacial muscle, cos Evans always had the subcutaneous pudginous, even tho he would never have got above 67kg and 5% bodyfat.

But whatever he is on now, he has lost a fair bit of the extra not utility muscle and tissue. But he is more "muscled" than he has ever been. Upped his program like Chris Horner, but Cadel will get his payday. I never thought the kid could win the Tour, did not think he had it in him in the high mtns, but I think the punch he has "found" may well translate, to ability to go with Contador and Schleck's change of pace and jump accelerations in the mtns, because tho better than Leprousy Leipheimer, he still could never follow Bertie and long Face.

I dont like him, but god, I hope to the gods of Atheism, he wins.


always had the massive jaw, but it has gotten bigger, and so has the forehead
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back at Silence time, b4 gh use went full gas to the pituitary finishing gline
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but MJM an I call him Frodo. In Frodo we trust.

But that is good, I could not remember the cartoon character, but Bingo was one of the two I was getting, the other was a moose from a 70's/80s US cartoon, cant remember it.

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blackcat said:
but MJM an I call him Frodo. In Frodo we trust.

But that is good, I could not remember the cartoon character, but Bingo was one of the two I was getting, the other was a moose from a 70's/80s US cartoon, cant remember it.

bingo-banana-splits.jpg

You can still get the Banana Splits classic hit "Tra la la song" on i tunes but before you rush to download I have to warn that it's not the original.
A poor remake to cynically cash in on the wacky foursome's continued popularity.Probably.
 
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Well unless Frodo is the first person to experience reverse evolution and turn from a human into a Neanderthal, I can't explain why his jaw and brow are growing at quite such a rate.

Artists impression of Frodo's look next year

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It's like those people who claimed that 'it was just the lighting' that made Barry Bonds look like his head had been growing.

Sorry my mistake. Frodo speaks English so he can't possibly be a doper.
 
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Now this is a massive head on a tiny body
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We're talking Ian Drury proportions here
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Sex and drugs and rock n roll.......

HGH is all my brain and body needs
 
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Stingray34 said:
Now this is a massive head on a tiny body
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We're talking Ian Drury proportions here
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Sex and drugs and rock n roll.......

HGH is all my brain and body needs

Wow! Separated at birth material there.
 
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VeloFidelis said:
Bingo! Your sense of irony is most impressive in it's subtlety.

Why thank you, Senator.

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It is the title of the thread after all:

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Is he auditioning to be 'Sad Alderto' to go with Sad Keanu? Either that or someone had shown him those 'Without his top on photos again'
 
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